Netflix官中 字幕翻译：徐姣 双语合并：浪漫血液@豆瓣
不 要等他们批准…等一下 No, subject to their approval... Ah, hold on.
- 靠 我忘了 抱歉 让我… - 在这里签名 - Hey. Oh, shit, sorry. Let me, uh… - Uh, sign here.
阿尔法快递
你能拿一下吗？好重啊 Can you grab the thing? Oh my God, it's heavy.
2020年5月13日
- 再见 - 谢谢 - Have a good one. - Thank you.
这是什么？ What's this?
我不知道 我还要接受CNN采访…就是现在 I don't know. I've got the CNN thing in like… now.
艾米 过来 机灵点 帮我拿这个 Amy, come on. Look alive. Hold this, please.
倒数十秒 他正介绍你 On in ten. He's leading you in now.
好 Okay.
爱你的迈尔斯 亲亲抱抱
迈尔斯寄来的！ It's from Miles!
跟我连线的是康涅狄格州州长 克莱尔狄贝拉 And with me now is Connecticut governor, Claire Debella,
她正在竞选参议员 whose Senate campaign is picking up steam
势头良好 因为她把自己定位为不同的候选人 as she has positioned herself as a very different kind of candidate.
谢谢州长跟我们连线 像大家一样正居家办公？ Governor, thanks for joining us. Working from home like the rest of us, I can see.
是 欢迎来到 办公室、竞选中心兼幼儿园 Yes. Welcome to our office, campaign center, and kindergarten.
我们都要疯了 We are losing our minds.
亿万富翁慈善家迈尔斯布隆 在支持你的竞选 Your campaign is backed by billionaire philanthropist, Miles Bron,
他创办了无处不在的科技巨头阿尔法 它旗下有数十家公司 founder of the ubiquitous tech giant, Alpha, which now has dozens of companies
从阿尔法太空、阿尔法汽车 到阿尔法购物… from Alpha Cosmos to Alpha Car, Alpha Shop…
我知道 但我能做什么？ I know, I know, I know. But what can I do?
- 你可以告诉他不行！- 告诉他不行！ - You can tell him no. - How about no!
莱昂内尔 你是科学家 不是公关人员 Lionel, you're a scientist, not a publicist.
没错 Exactly.
不能迈尔斯布隆 You can't keep making excuses
每想出一个疯狂的点子 你都为他找借口 for every one of Miles Bron's insane whims.
不过天才一开始看上去都是疯狂的 Genius always looks like insanity at first, though, right?
他不就是这样才成为迈尔斯布隆的吗？你们根本不懂 Isn't that how he became Miles Bron? You guys have no idea.
这哥们深夜给我发传真 The man faxes me in the middle of the night.
他喜欢发传真 He loves his faxes.
他给我点子 想让我研究… He sends me his ideas that I'm supposed to…
不如你们来说说 天才还是疯子？ You know what, you tell me. Genius or insanity?
生物圈优步？ "Uber for biospheres."
我不知道 也许能实现？ I don't know. Okay. Maybe?
人工智能可以让狗说话 "AI in dogs equals discourse."
明白吗？整晚不停发… Okay? I mean, all night long, they just keep…
但是… But then…
还记得"孩子等于非同质化代币"吗？ Remember "child equals NFT"?
当时我们都在笑 We all laughed,
但"加密货币孩子"应用赚来的钱建起了这座大厦 but then the Crypto Kids app paid for this building.
- 快递 - 事实摆在眼前 你们怎么反驳？ - Delivery. - I mean, how do you argue with that?
- 我擦干净了 - 我们都知道 - I wiped it down. - Yeah, we know.
永远不要看低布隆 我们知道 Never bet against Bron, we know it.
但他让我们在载人飞行器上加挥发物 But he's asking us to put a volatile substance on a manned flight.
他不听我的 他就说"想办法实现" He won't listen. He just says, "Make it work."
要是能实现呢？ And what if it works?
我们研究的是科学 不是宗教 This is science, not a religion.
记住这点 莱昂内尔 Remember that, Lionel.
因为如果你署名了 而项目失败 Because if your name is on this, and it fails,
这就会彻底毁了你 it will sink you forever.
爱你的迈尔斯 亲亲抱抱
在气候变化议题上 我的立场坚定 I'm a hard line on climate change.
如果这吓到你了 你就装作没看见 If that scares you, go stick your head back in the sand.
我的选民信任… My constituents trust I'm gonna fight…
♪ If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys hittin' it ♪
♪ Groovin' ♪
♪ You gotta hit the band ♪
♪ All right, all right… ♪
我好无聊 I'm so bored.
佩格？ Peg?
在这儿呢 Here! Here.
别想玩火 Hey, please stop fire-spinning inside.
佩格 求你了 我好无聊 Peg, please, I'm so bored.
不行 不能用手机 No. No phones.
为什么她不能用手机？ Why can't she have her phone?
因为她很恶劣 'Cause she's mean.
不 因为她怕我发的推文中有 No. Because she's afraid that I will tweet
种族歧视内容… an ethnic slur.
再次这样做 Again.
没错 你也同意了 在这事还未平息时 不用手机 Yes. And you agreed no phone for the rest of the media cycle.
我甚至不知道那个词指犹太人 I didn't even know that that word referred to Jewish people.
我以为那词表示便宜 I thought it was a generic term for cheap.
"老犹"？ "Jewy"?
现在什么都上纲上线 完全失控了 Everything is so woke these days, it's out of control.
没错 Yes.
没错 爱你 Love you. Yes.
我怎么看就怎么说 不加修饰 And I say it like I see it, no filter.
如果人们受不了 那是他们的问题 这是什么？ If people can't handle it, that's their problem. What's this?
不知道 有人送来的 Don't know. Some guy just dropped it off.
莱昂内尔
好了 天才 怎么回事啊？ All right, genius, what is this thing?
- 这… - 迈尔斯发来的邀请 - Well… - It's a Miles invitation.
废话 我是说里面到底是什么？ Well, duh! But I mean, what is it?
- 就是一块木头 - 总有办法打开 - It's just like a block of wood. - There's gotta be a way to open it.
严丝合缝 没有锁闩或明显的接缝 It's solid. There's no latches or even visible seams.
但这个木纹很奇怪 看起来很眼熟 The wood-grain pattern's weird though. It's like it's familiar.
等一下 伯迪来电 Hmm. Oh, wait. Hold on. It's Birdie.
怎么打开这玩意？ Okay, how do you open this thing?
- 伯迪 莱昂内尔也在线 嗨 佩格 - 嗨 - Hi, Birdie. Lionel's on two. Hi, Peg! - Hi!
不 佩格在灭火 她马上就来 Oh no. Peg's putting out a fire. She'll be back.
又灭火？伯德 你又说什么了？ Another fire? Bird. What'd you say this time?
- 不是 - 你得远离推特 - No. - You've got to stay off the Twitter.
不是你想的那样 没事 迈尔斯又来这套？ It's nothing like that. It's fine. Now, is this a Miles thing?
你搞清楚怎么打开了吗 莱昂内尔？ Have you figured out how to open it, Lionel?
莱昂内尔 快用你科学家的大脑 Lionel, use your science brain.
我正在研究 伯德 你现在开派对真的合适吗？ I'm working on it. Bird, should you really be having a party?
他们都是我圈子的人 没事 有人收到杜克的消息了吗？ No, they're all in my pod. It's fine. Has anyone heard from Duke?
- 没有 - 没有 - No. - No.
最近 我的情况引起了关注 So this has gotten some attention recently,
显然我得回应 so obviously I would like to speak to this,
我的答案是不 吉米坎摩尔 and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel,
我不讨厌胸部 I do not hate boobs.
胸部给了我们很多有用的东西 给了我们牛奶、芝士 Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese.
胸部哺育我们的孩子 直到他们长到可以吃食物 Breasts nourish our young until the age where we can go out and hunt for them.
说实话 胸部乐趣多多 胸部没什么不对的 对吧 宝贝？ Let's be honest. Boobs are fun. There's nothing wrong with that, right, babe?
我爱我的胸部 它们乐趣多多 I love my boobs. They're so much fun.
- 不好意思 女权主义者 - 抱歉 女权主义者 - Oops! Sorry, feminists! - Sorry, feminists.
当我们谈论美国的胸部化 So when we're talking about the breast-ification of America…
我们指的是破坏自然秩序 I mean, what that means is a breakdown in the natural order.
进化已经持续了几十亿年 Evolutionary truths that go back billions of years.
当我们请年轻的美国男人慢点 等女人追上来… So when you're asking a young man in America to slow down so a woman can catch up…
杜克！ Duke!
几个世纪以来 西方的办公场所是由男人主导的 For centuries, the Western workplace has been dominated by men 'cause…
- 杜克！- 这是自然使然 - Dukey! - …that's what nature made us to do.
杜克！我一直在喊你 我喊你时你得答应！ Dukey! I've been calling you. You gotta answer me when I call!
老妈！你能闭嘴吗？我们已经谈过无数回了 Mom! Will you shut it? We've been over this a million times.
我们直播时 不要… I told you. When me and Whiskey are live, you gotta let us...
你让你妈闭嘴？ You tell your mother to shut up?
- 抱歉 但我们直播时… - 怎么了？ - Sorry. It's just when we're live... - What?
- 当… - 怎么了？ - When we're... - What?
天哪 老妈 对不起 Jeez, Mom. I'm sorry.
你有个包裹 就放在厨房里 You got a delivery. It's in the kitchen.
也许这玩意是热感的 Maybe it's sensitive to heat.
等一下 杜克打来了 Wait. It's Duke. Hold on.
- 杜克！- 这是什么玩意？ - Duke! - - Hey, what is this thing?
- 我妈已经打开了 - 是立体图 - My mom already broke it. - It's a stereogram.
她捣鼓了一下 我也不清楚 箱子就开了 She did something to it. It opened up. I don't know. She broke it.
立体图 A stereogram!
什么图？ A what-a-gram?
等等 立体图 是那种… Wait, a stereogram! Were those the things...
魔眼？我从来看不出 Magic eye things? I could never do those.
老妈！我之前不是让你别碰我的东西吗？ Ma! What did I tell you about touching my stuff?
是按颜色分类 还是… Do you group them by color maybe or…
尺寸？重量？我该称它们吗？ Size? Weight? Should I weigh them?
八乘八 这是国际象棋棋盘 到了象棋终局 Eight by eight. It's a chessboard. This is a chess endgame.
再走一步就将死了 我应该… So it's… It's set up for a mate in one. Should I...
走吧 卡斯帕罗夫 Do it, Kasparov.
这是井字棋 我知道！ That's tic-tac-toe! I know this!
- 但已经连成了 所以不对 - 是井字棋 - But it's solved already, so it can't be. - It's tic-tac-toe.
不过谢谢你的意见 But thank you for contributing, Birdie. Yes.
等等 那个发报键是用来发摩斯电码的 Wait, wait. The tapper thing is for Morse code.
O和X分别代表点和划 The X's and O's are dots and dashes.
滴和答！ Dit's and Da's!
所以三行分别对应三个字母O、U、R - So that's… Yep. - Oh, wow. - O-U-R. Here.
是井字棋 It's tic-tac-toe.
应该要触发什么吗？ Is something supposed to happen?
N也许代表其他谜语的某个要素？ Maybe it stands for something, maybe in one of the other puzzles?
代表指南针 It's a compass.
- 老妈 - "代表指南针" - Ma! - It's a compass!
好 北 南 Okay, north, south…
N代表北 转向正北 Okay, N is for north, so turn it due north.
响起了音乐 是音乐！ - It's music. Guys, it's music! - Shh!
- 你在嘲笑我吗？- 是的 - Are you mocking me? - Yes.
好吧 我要让播放软件听音识曲 Okay, ha-ha, I'm gonna Shazam it.
这是什么歌？ What is that?
Alexa 让播放软件识别这个曲子 Alexa, Shazam this song please. Alexa, Shazam this song please.
这是巴赫的G小调小赋格 Hey, this is Bach's Little Fugue in G Minor.
- 你确定？- 是 - You sure? - Yeah.
我正让播放软件识别 Uh, I'm Shazam-ing it. Alexa, Shazam this song please.
赋格是音乐巧思 只基于一段旋律 如果你把同样的旋律 So a fugue is a beautiful musical puzzle based on just one tune.
叠加到原旋律上 And when you layer this tune on top of itself,
你听到的声音就会改变 形成新的美妙结构 it starts to change and turns into a beautiful new structure.
这玩意不是智能语音助手 只是灯 This can't Shazam. It's a lamp.
- 我爱你 伯迪 - 我也爱你 克莱尔 - I love you, Birdie. - I love you too, Claire.
等等 自身叠加 看到中间的转轮了吗？拉起来 Wait. "La-la-layered back over itself." Hold on. See this center wheel? Lift it up.
全新的旋律 A whole new tune.
该死的迈尔斯 真是天才 Freaking Miles, man. Genius.
第一格是斐波纳契数列 That first one's a Fibonacci sequence.
老妈！ Ma!
别乱碰 No, get your hand off of that.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
确定是47？ Forty-seven for sure?
这是银的原子序数 That's the atomic number for silver.
- 你确定这是银做的？- 没错 - Are you... Are you sure that's silver? - That's silver.
要揭秘了 So this is it.
大家一起 一、二、三 All together now. One, two, three.
看看这个 Look at that.
"我亲爱的朋友 我美妙的颠覆者 我最核心的圈子" "My dear friends, my beautiful disruptors, my closest inner circle…"
"我们可以恢复常态片刻 我诚挚邀请你们…" "…we could use a moment of normalcy. And so you are cordially invited…"
"…来我的私人小岛玩整个周末" "…for a long weekend on my private island…"
"我们将庆祝我们的纽带 "…where we will celebrate the bonds that connect us,
而且希望 你们已练就了高超的解谜技巧" and I hope your puzzle-solving skills are whetted."
"你们将比赛解决我的…" "Because you will also be competing to solve the mystery…"
Whoo!
"…谋杀谜题" "…of my murder."
行程细节稍后发送 如有任何饮食禁忌 提前通知我 "Travel details to come. Please forward any dietary restrictions."
献上我的爱和吻 迈尔斯" "Love and all my kisses, Miles."
老妈 我的鱼矛枪呢？我要打包行李 宝贝 快点收拾！ Ma! Where's my speargun? I gotta pack. Babe, get packing!
这是什么？ What's that?
不知道 I don't know.
阿尔法
Whoo!
紧急会议
等等 Wait… Hold on.
刚怎么了？ What just happened?
布兰克 我看见你进了引擎室 Blanc. I saw you go in the engine room.
你冒名混进去的 我们都知道 You're the Imposter. We all know it.
结案了 不用再玩了 Case closed. We're done.
我完全不明白 安吉识破我了 游戏就结束？ I don't understand this at all. So Angie caught me, and now the game's just over?
抱歉 布兰克 你被扔出了气闸舱 Sorry, Blanc, you're thrown out of the airlock.
明摆着的 It's a no-brainer.
我不得不说 I've got to say,
世界上最棒的侦探… 我本以为你会更厉害 the world's greatest detective… I thought you'd be better at this.
我觉得可能这个游戏不适合我 I think maybe this game's just not my thing.
也许我们可以试试Quiplash 或者Codenames Maybe we should try Quiplash. Uh, or Codenames.
不 我… No. No, I…
听着 感谢你们为我做的一切… Look, I appreciate what y'all are trying to do for me here.
我们担心你 哥们 封城对我们谁都不容易 We're worried about you, buddy. Lockdown hasn't been easy for any of us.
但菲利普告诉我你在浴缸里待了一周 But Phillip told me you haven't left the bath for a week.
太夸张了 Oh, that's hyperbole.
替我应门 好吗？ Get that, would ya?
你不是又泡在浴缸里了吧？ You're not in the bath again, are you?
没有 No!
我只是… I'm just…
没案子时我总有点迷失 I lose it between cases anyway.
我觉得我可能要疯了 I think I might be going insane.
我的心就像加满油的赛车 但没地方开 My mind is a fueled-up racing car, and I got nowhere to drive it.
我能问…你试过填字游戏吗？ Hey, can I ask… Have you tried crosswords?
不 娜塔莎 No, no, Natasha.
我不需要谜题或游戏 我最不需要的就是度假 I… I don't need puzzles or games. The last thing I need is a vacation.
我需要危险 需要追逐猎物 需要挑战 I need danger, a hunt, a challenge.
我需要…一个好案子 I need… a great case.
布兰克？有人找你 Blanc? There's someone here for you!
还带着箱子！ With a box!
利刃出鞘2
Whoo.
克莱尔 亲爱的 Claire, my dear!
嗨 你这个天才 Hi, you genius!
Whoo-hoo!
你们好 天哪 Hello! Oh my God!
- 我们不能拥抱 对吧？- 不能 - 嗨 佩格 - We can't hug, right? - No! - I mean, can we? - Hi, Peg!
- 我想拥抱每个人 - 碰手肘 - I wanna hug everybody. - Elbows!
- 需要帮忙吗？- 是 谢谢 - You need help? - Yes, please!
你们俩昨晚住旅馆了？我没看见你们 Did you two stay at the hotel last night? I didn't see you.
没有 伯迪 我们显然刚到 No, Birdie, we clearly just arrived.
但你…你好 危险陌生人 But you… Hello, stranger danger.
布兰克先生！你是危险陌生人？ Mr. Blanc! You are stranger danger?
不 尼科斯 不用管 我都不知道这词什么意思 No, that's fine, Nikos. I don't even know what that means.
等一下 伯努瓦布兰克？ Wait a second. Benoit Blanc?
天哪 你是伯努瓦布兰克 那个侦探？ Oh my God. Are you Benoit Blanc, the detective?
你破了那个…她叫什么来着？ Did you solve the murder of… Ah, what's her name?
那个…芭蕾舞演员那案子 是你破的吗？ That… The ballet dancer with the thing and the thing. That's you?
正是本人 It is, in the flesh.
我当然也熟悉各位 I'm obviously familiar with you all as well.
州长女士 图桑博士 伯迪杰小姐 Governor. Dr. Toussaint. Miss Birdie Jay.
多么棒的一群人聚在了一起 What an extraordinary gathering.
Whoo-hoo!
朋友们 我们到了 Crew! We've arrived.
颠覆者集结！ Disruptors have assembled!
- 别碰我 - 杜克 - No, no, absolutely not. - Duke!
- 杜克 - 杜克 你好 - The Duke. - Duke, hello.
你们好 Hey, guys.
- 还记得我的姑娘 威士忌吗？- 嗨 - Remember my girl, Whiskey? - Hi.
当然 威士忌 你好 Of course, Whiskey. Hello.
那是谁？ Who's that?
你为什么来希腊 布兰克先生？ Why are you in Greece, Mr. Blanc?
迈尔斯布隆请我来的 I was invited by Miles Bron.
你们关系很好？ Tight with Miles?
不 我从没见过他 No, never met.
我明白了 要…解谋杀谜题 Oh, I get it. The, uh… The murder mystery thing.
伯努瓦布兰克要帮忙 破解迈尔斯的谋杀谜题 Benoit Blanc is going to help solve the mystery of Miles' murder.
- 应该会很好玩 - 有意思 - This should be fun. - Cute.
看看再说吧 Well, we'll see.
女士们、先生们 欢迎来希腊 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Greece.
这艘船会带你们去布隆先生的小岛 This fine craft will take you to Mr. Bron's island.
两小时船程 It is a two-hour journey.
你们的船长安迪诺会帮你们搬行李 Your captain, Mr. Andino, will assist you with your luggage.
首先 我要请你们 摘下口罩 伸出舌头 But first, I'm gonna need you to remove your masks and extend your tongue.
会有短暂的不适 This will only be momentarily uncomfortable.
科迪先生 Mr. Cody.
没有菠萝吧？我没法吃菠萝 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple.
没有菠萝 There's no pineapple.
似乎只有我是局外人 州长 Well, it seems I'm the odd man out, Governor.
你们都是朋友 You're all friends.
迈尔斯每年都搞周末团聚 Miles does one of these weekend reunions every year.
疯狂的邀请 奢侈的旅行 Some… nutso invitation. Some extravagant trip.
有点像是个怪人聚会 Just a little… …menagerie.
不好意思 我喜欢你的口音 我实在想模仿… Excuse me, I love your accent. I had to try it. Oh.
Oh!
他搞这种旅行已经搞了八年 Eight years of doing these trips,
你是他邀请的第一个新面孔 you're the first new person he's ever invited.
- 你一定很特别 - 其实… - You must be very special. - Oh! Oh, well…
这是什么材料？我喜欢 What is this material? I love it.
- 我觉得是棉布 - 先生 - Cotton, I think. - Sir.
Uh…
这是什么？ What is that?
请摘下口罩 Open, please.
- 你不再需要戴口罩了 - 不用了？ You won't be needing that anymore.
你没问题了 - I won't? - You're good.
这是什么？是某种消毒剂还是… What is that? Is that some kind of disinfectant or…
你没问题了 祝大家旅途愉快 You're good. Have a great trip, everyone.
安迪 你好！ Andi! Hi!
靠 Holy shit.
很明显她一现身就引起了骚动 I could not help but notice the stir at her arrival.
确实引起了骚动 Yeah. That was a stir.
她不在你们的小圈子里？ She's not in your little gang?
她以前…现在也在 She was... She is.
十年前 安迪和迈尔斯一起创办了阿尔法 就他们俩 Andi started Alpha with Miles ten years ago, just the two of them.
那是卡桑德拉布兰德？ That's Cassandra Brand?
昵称安迪 Andi, yeah.
他们不再是搭档了？ And they're no longer partners?
一个法律手段就完全把她排除在外了 In one legal move, he cut her out completely.
他让她落得分文没有就像《社交网络》那样 Booted her without a dime, Social Network'd her.
天哪 但他还请她来度周末？ Lord. But he still invited her to this weekend?
问题不是他为什么请她来 The question isn't, "Why did he invite her?"
而是她为什么会来 It's, "Why did she show up?"
那是班克斯雕的码头吗？ Is that dock a Banksy?
依托史 Pisceshite.
这是这个岛的希腊名字？ Oh, is that the name of the island in Greek?
依托史 Pisceshite.
"依托史" Pisceshite. Pisceshite.
迈尔斯！ Miles!
亲爱的伯迪 Oh, my baby, Birdie!
在你的岛上 Oh, with your island!
- 弹我的歌欢迎我 - 用保罗麦卡特尼签名的吉他 - Serenading me with my song! - On the guitar Paul wrote it on.
我知道 太牛了 是吧？ I know, legit, right?
但看到你的表情 一切都值了 But look at your face. It was worth it. Oh!
我的老朋友们 My friends, my friends, oh, my old friends.
你搞完"黑衣人"这一套 我们能拥抱了吗？ Are we allowed to hug after the whole Men in Black thing?
- 我们能拥抱 - 来吧 拥抱 - We can hug. Okay. - Oh, God, bring it in.
我们可以拥抱了 - Oh! We're allowed to hug. - Ah. Aw.
杜克！ Duke!
哥们 这里简直跟梦一般美妙 Hey, buddy. This is a dream.
不是梦 清醒极了 感觉好极了！ Not a dream, wide awake. And it feels so good.
威士忌 Whiskey.
哇 我喜欢你的项链 Wow. I just… I love that necklace.
- 太好了 过来 抱一个 - 这条老项链？ - Great. Come on, bring it in. - This old thing?
- 你还好吗？- 我很好 - How you doing? - I'm so good.
- 是吗？- 好棒的岛 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. Great island.
希腊小岛 性感吧？ Greek island, huh? Sexy, right?
还请了伯努瓦布兰克？ So, uh, Benoit Blanc, huh?
Hmm?
你要办谋杀解谜派对 你可找对人了 Man, when you throw a murder mystery party, you do it right, buddy.
杜克 Dukey.
- 哥们 - 你好 - My man. - Hey, pal.
- 真高兴见到你 - 我也是 - Good to see you. - You too, buddy.
你好 Hello.
布隆先生 我无法表达我有多感激… Mr. Bron, I cannot overstate my gratitude for this, I...
很高兴见到… So happy to meet...
安迪 Andi.
你来了 You're here.
我来了 I am.
好了 谋杀解谜什么时候开始？ All right, when's the murder mystery start?
朋友 耐心点 My man, patience. Patience.
听着 我知道你们觉得我是嬉皮 Okay, look, I know you guys think I'm a hippie,
但我们能不能花片刻时间 but can we just take a second
一起充分感会一下此刻？ and fully inbreathiate this moment together?
Mmm.
我们是老朋友 我们现在还是朋友 We're old friends. We're still friends.
我爱你们所有人 And I love you all.
我只想说这个 I just wanted to say that.
我们要共度美妙周末 就只有我们这帮朋友 But we got a great weekend, just our gang, just us.
嗨！ Hey, hey!
嗨 哥们 Hey, bro.
没我的事 I'm not here.
那是谁？ Who's that?
达罗 他正经历一些事 就先待在这儿 That's Derol. He's just staying here. He's going through things,
但他完全不参与我们的活动 but he's not part of the experience at all, okay?
首先 让我带你们好好参观一下玻璃洋葱 So first, a proper tour of the Glass Onion.
- 太棒了 - 天哪 - Here we go. - Oh my God.
玻璃洋葱 我们的老酒吧！我太喜欢那地方了 The Glass Onion, like our bar! Oh, I loved that baby so much.
我们要拿包… Should we, um, get our bags, um…
阳光要晃瞎眼了 Sun is blinding.
…还是有人替我们拿？ …or someone will get them for us. Okay.
我得找个阴凉处待会儿 I could use a second in the shade.
- 有钱人这套真怪 - 谢谢 - This rich-people shit is weird. - Thank you.
我偶尔也需要摆谱 但这个… I… I have occasionally put on the dog in my life, but this…
这进一步磨练了我遇事不慌的本事 This is stretching my stride-taking abilities.
你做得很好 我是安迪 You're doing great. I'm Andi.
你真友好 我是伯努瓦 That is very genial of you. I'm Benoit.
- 你的鞋带开了 - 谢谢 - You got a flat tire there. - Thank you.
哇 好的 Oh, wow. Okay.
哇 Wow!
名副其实 就像巨型的玻璃洋葱 It's like an actual huge glass onion.
- 是 - 过去、现在、未来都集结在此 - Yep. - It's past, present and future.
代表了我从哪儿来 目前在哪儿 将来留给世界什么 It's what came before, where I am now, what I'll leave to the world.
不用管我 Ignore me.
这是我目前所有成就的总理… This is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now...
维持这种地方运转需要多少人？ So, what kind of staff does it take to run a place like this?
一般50人左右 但… 我让所有人回家了 Normally like 50, but, you know… Look, I sent everyone home.
我只想跟朋友像以前那样 过一个正常的周末 I just wanna have a normal weekend with my old friends like the old days.
好吗？听着 是这样的 Right? See, look, that's the thing.
这不只是一个有钱混蛋的房子 这… This isn't just a rich-asshole house. It's…
我的意思是 这甚至不是一个房子 I mean, it's not even a house.
这是一个公社 供大家发挥创意 It's a… It's a commune. For creativity.
太棒了 Oh, amazing.
咚！ Dong!
什么声音？ What is that?
报时钟 你知道 这是我找菲尔格拉斯作的曲吗？ That's the hourly dong. You know I got Phil Glass to compose that?
- 什么？- 谁是菲尔格斯？ - What? - Who's Phil Gas?
行了 别聊了 大家安顿一下 开始玩吧 Okay, let's stop talking and actually start hanging out and having fun.
我觉得你们每个人最接近什么脉轮 就给你们分配了什么房间 Your rooms are assigned by the chakra that I most closely associate with each of you.
我知道你们想什么 但就听我的 好吗？ I know. Go with it, okay?
你们的生物节律监控仪是房间钥匙 Your biorhythm monitor is the key to your room.
- 它会根据触觉反馈引你们去房间 - 天哪 - It'll lead you to the room using haptics. - Oh my God.
大家安顿一下 换好衣服 然后在泳池边见 Get settled in, change. Let's meet up at the pool.
我们下午就放松一下 然后游戏开始 We'll have a chill afternoon. And then the game begins.
Ooh.
生殖轮！你真了解我 迈尔斯 Sacral! You know me, Miles.
迈尔斯 Oh, Miles.
安迪 - Ooh. - Hey, Andi…
生殖轮 Sacral!
我真的很高兴你能来 I really am glad you're here.
我…不好意思 但这实在太疯狂了 Wow. I… I'm sorry, but that is just crazy.
我知道 布兰克先生 - I know. Hey, Mr. Blanc. - Hmm?
- 我能跟你说句话吗？- 当然 - Could we have a quick word? - Mmm, of course.
天哪 这… Oh my word. This…
我的天哪 这简直…我… Oh my goodness, me. This is…
这…等等 这是什么？ That is… Wait, what is that?
天哪 里面都是星星 Oh my God, it's full of stars!
就像《2010太空漫游》里那样… 2010, the year we made contact, that's…
太了不起了 Um, this is amazing, just amazing.
我很高兴过来… I… I'm so happy to be here under…
你想让我在谋杀解谜游戏中扮演什么角色 If there's any role you'd like me to play in this murder mystery game
随便…也许侦探 我什么都愿意配合 as the… I don't know, detective, I'd be more than happy to oblige.
只要能参与进来 还…能见到你 Just to be included and to… To meet you…
那是汽车？ Is that a motorcar?
那是我的宝贝小蓝 Oh, yeah. That's my Baby Blue.
它是独一无二的 我走到哪儿都开它 It's one-of-a-kind. Goes anywhere I go. All around the world.
它怎么在屋顶上？ Why is it on the roof?
因为岛上没地方开 'Cause there's nowhere to drive it on the island.
当然了 Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
布兰克先生… Mr. Blanc, uh…
我刚就想问 I wanted to ask,
你怎么会来这儿？ what are you doing here?
不好意思 你说什么？ I'm sorry?
你怎么会来这儿？ What are you doing here?
你请我来的 Uh, you invited me.
我没请 No, I didn't.
什么… What…
你送了个盒子给我 You sent me a box.
- 等等 你收到了盒子？- 对 - Wait, you received a box? - Yes.
一个木盒送到了我家 里面有一些简单的儿童谜题 The wooden box was delivered to my home with some simple children's puzzles
我解开后 里面出现了邀请信 which, once I completed them, there was an invitation inside.
你带邀请信了？ Do you have that invitation?
我带了 Well, yes, I do.
抱歉 给我…搞糊涂了 I'm sorry. I'm… I'm very confused.
这是游戏的一部分吗？ Is this part of the game?
不是 No.
跟其他邀请信一样 但我没发过给你 This is just like the other ones, but I didn't send it to you.
你造了多少盒子？ How many of these boxes did you create?
- 五个 每个朋友一个 - 没有测试盒？原型盒？ - Five. One for each of my friends. - No test boxes? No prototypes?
给我设计谜题的人只赶得及做出五个 他跟魔术大师学的 No, my puzzle guy barely got the five done in time, and he apprenticed with Ricky Jay.
盒子打开 谜题解开后 And once the boxes are open and the puzzles completed,
有办法关上它 或者重置它吗？ is there any way to close them again? To… To reset 'em?
等一下 Hang on. Hang on.
有人重置了盒子 Someone reset the box.
有人重置了盒子 然后寄给了你 想搞个恶作剧 Someone reset the box. They sent it to you as a gag.
"迈尔斯要搞谋杀解谜 就邀请该死的伯努瓦布兰克过来" "Miles is doing a murder mystery. Let's invite Benoit freaking Blanc."
太棒了 It's so good.
我好尴尬 我没… I am mortified. I don't...
为什么？我的谋杀解谜派对请来了飞越的侦探 Why? I've got the predefinite detective in the world at my murder mystery party.
真是再适合不过 That is so legit.
布隆先生 根据我之前的教训 Mr. Bron, I've learned through bitter experience
对于匿名邀请 可不能掉以轻心 that an anonymous invitation is not to be trifled with.
好了 我很高兴你来我家做客 Okay, look, come on. I'd love to have you visit me in my home.
我对你发出邀请 你现在正式成为我的客人 There, you've been invited. You're an official guest now.
很激动有你在 放松 好好玩 Thrilled to have you. I mean, relax. Enjoy yourself.
如果可以的话 试着破解谋杀谜题 Hey, try to solve the murder mystery if you can.
我不想自吹自擂 但现在游戏完全上了个档次 I don't want to toot my own horn, but it's pretty next level.
我先去水翼冲浪 泳池见 I'm gonna foil. See you at the pool.
莱昂内尔 你性感到不像科学家 Lionel, you are too sexy to be a scientist.
至于克莱尔…你好可爱 And, Claire… you look so cute.
谢了 伯德 Aw, thanks, Bird.
你尽力了 真的尽力了 我喜欢 You really try. I like that. You really make an effort.
我想着 既然来的是希腊 Well, I figured, Greece.
不用带口罩 我又能呼吸了 And no masks, I can breathe again.
看看这个泳池 我想游个泳 Look at this pool. I think I'll go for a swim.
还是先躺会儿吧 Maybe I'll lay out for a bit.
红辣椒乐队里 主唱和贝斯 AK and Flea get all the credit,
得到了所有的称赞 但吉他手才是核心 but Frusciante really is the heart of the Chili Peppers.
- 布兰克 游会儿 - 嗨 - Hey, Blanc! Have a dip. - Hey.
喝瓶带酒的康普茶 挺好喝的 Grab a hard kombucha. They're actually pretty good.
杰瑞德莱托送的 我觉得他想让我投资 Jared Leto sent 'em over. I think he wants me to invest.
- 我在度假 可以… - 给我一瓶 - Well, I am on vacation, so… - Hey, booch me!
给你 There you go.
好 Yeah.
宝贝小蓝 Oh! The Baby Blue!
经典 Iconic.
还记得那晚你差点开着它压扁了我 就在安… Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside...
安德森库珀的生日派对 Anderson Cooper's birthday.
他的派对总令人难忘 Coop's parties are memorable.
- 咚！- 好爽！ - Dong! - - Yep!
天哪 Oh, God.
真的吗 杜克？ Really, Duke?
天哪！ Oh my God!
真的 Really.
混蛋 Asshole.
现在才像场派对 Now it's a party.
你这玩意不错啊 That is quite a piece.
从不离身 - Never without it. - Mmm.
- 明白了 - 永远不知道什么时候会出事 - So I see. - You never know when shit's gonna go down.
Ah…
伯迪 你得告诉他 Birdie. You have to tell him.
- 你得告诉他 - 我会的 - You gotta tell him. - I will.
- 我说真的 - 我会的 - I'm serious. You gotta... - I will.
- 你求他就行 - 我会的 - I will. - You just gotta go beg.
- 知道吗？- 天哪 - Okay? - Oh, God.
他回房间时 跟上他 然后求他 When he goes to his room, just follow him and then do it.
我能应付他 别担心 I will take care of him. Don't worry.
给我喝一口 让我凉快一下 Cool me off. Gimme a sip of that.
- 我两种都想… - 太热了 - I'm hot for both... - That's so hot.
曾经… 上杂志的是我 他只是无名小卒 There was a time, you know, back when… I was the one on magazines. He was nobody.
他都不敢相信能跟我说话 He couldn't believe he was even talking to me.
他对我说 He said that to me.
"你是广告牌上的伯迪杰 我不敢相信我在跟你说话" "You're Birdie Jay, on billboards. I can't believe I'm talking to you."
他是我掌心的玩物 He was this little thing in my hand.
我更喜欢那样 I preferred that.
安迪！哇 Andi! Hi! Wow.
多久没见了？ How long has it been?
庭审后就没见过了 有几个月了 Since the trial. So a few months.
庭审 挺难熬的 Mmm, the trial, ugh. That was not fun.
我是说 我们大家都挺难熬的 对吧 佩格？ I mean, for all of us. For anybody. Right, Peg?
我待着有点难受 我去游个泳 Right? I'm uncomfortable. I'm gonna go for a swim.
卫生间里挂马蒂斯的画我能接受 Now, I can handle the Matisse in the bathroom,
但是…这是传真机吗？ but is, uh… Is that a fax machine?
迈尔斯连电话都没有 Miles doesn't even have a phone.
这样很方便 It's really convenient. I have one number,
我世界各地的传真机共享一个号码 goes to all my fax machines all over the world.
模拟技术在有些方面… There's something about analog that's...
我都快忘了我过去的靓照 Oh! Look at this blast from my past.
大家看啊 Look, everybody. Look.
迈尔斯 你真有意思 还留着这个 Miles, you're so funny, having this around.
我能问一下吗？希望我不太冒昧 May I ask, if it isn't too presumptuous of me,
你们最初是怎么聚到一起的？ what first drew you all together?
你们彼此都非常不同 You're such an eclectic bunch.
我觉得颠覆者能认可对方 I think disruptors recognize each other.
没错 Yes.
你之前就用过这个词 "颠覆者" Now you've used that word before, "disruptors."
有什么含义？ What does that mean?
有人觉得伯迪每次开口就要颠覆局面 Some people think Birdie's disruptive every time she opens her mouth.
因为大家心里都这么想 I mean, just because she says what everyone's thinking,
但没人像她一样有勇气说出来 but no one's got the nerve to say.
没错 我怎么看就怎么说 It's true. I say it like I see it.
不过说真的 你知道轻松裤吧？ No. But seriously, you know about Sweetie Pants, right?
我不怕你们笑话 I'm going to embarrass myself here.
我爱轻松裤 我穿… I adore Sweetie Pants. I live in mine...
你旁边坐着伯迪杰 她是时尚偶像 You're sitting next to Birdie Jay. She was a fashion icon.
还是《她她杂志》史上最年轻的编辑 对吧？ And then the youngest editor ever of She She Magazine. Right?
站上了巅峰 总之这一类的吧 但… Establishment BS, on top of the world, but then…
Well…
但然后发生了万圣节着装事件 Then there was the whole thing with the Halloween costume.
Oh.
我是想向碧昂斯致敬 但人们不这么看 It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.
总之我就只能待在家里 - Anyway, I had a lot of time at home. - Mm-hmm.
- 一直穿着… - 轻松的运动裤 - I just spent all my time in my... - Oh, in sweatpants.
她找人精心设计出了高质量舒适的运动裤 She comes out with designer, high quality, comfortable sweatpants
成为疫情期间的热销产品 just as a pandemic hits.
她颠覆了自己曾经颠覆的局面 大赚一笔 She disrupted her own disruption. She made a killing.
再看看杜克 人们看到他 是不是只看到了肌肉？ And look at Duke. You think people looked at him and saw anything other than the beef?
人们会觉得见到了Twitch上第一个粉丝破百万的网红吗？ You think they saw the first influencer to have a million followers on Twitch?
我做到了 管你看不看得惯 Yes, I did. Here it is. Deal with it.
- 看看 - 克莱尔呢？ - Hello. - - What about Claire?
带孩子的家庭主妇在政治机器里冲锋陷阵 You know, soccer mom in beige throwing grenades into machine politics.
莱昂内尔可没在腐败的学术界耗上十年 Lionel, he didn't wait ten years licking on the taint of academia
得到批准后才在科学上有所突破 to get permission to start pushing the boundaries of science.
他就放手去做了 我当时在阿… He just did it. That's what I did with Al...
我们当时在阿尔法就是这么做的 颠覆 看到… That's what we did with Alpha. Disrupt. See…
告诉你一个小秘密 你的世界观将会改变 Tell you a little secret. Your worldview's gonna change.
听了之后会挥之不去 你手机关了吧？ Once you hear it, you can't unhear it. Is your phone turned off?
- 我放我房间了 - 好 - Oh, I left it in my room. - Okay.
如果你想改变局面 要从小事开始 If you want to shake things up, you start with something small.
你想颠覆常规 颠覆观念 颠覆传统 You break a norm, or an idea, or a convention,
颠覆商业模式 some little business model.
要从人们已经厌倦的事情开始 But you go with things that people are kind of tired of anyway.
这样大家才会兴奋 因为你颠覆的是 Everybody gets excited because you're busting up something
大家都希望被颠覆的东西 that everyone wanted broken in the first place.
这就是拄点 That's the infraction point.
在这里 你要审视自己 问自己 That's the place where you have to look within yourself
"我是会继续下去的人吗？" and ask, "Am I the kind of person who will keep going?"
你会颠覆更多事情吗？ Will you break more things?
你会颠覆更大的事情吗？ Break bigger things?
你愿意颠覆无人愿意颠覆的事情吗？ Are you willing to break the thing that nobody wants you to break?
因为到那时 人们不会支持你 Because at that point, people are not gonna be on your side.
人们会觉得你疯了 They're gonna call you crazy.
人们会说你恃强凌弱 会要你停下来 They're gonna say you're a bully. They're gonna tell you to stop.
甚至你的搭档都会说"你要停下来" Even your partner will say, "You need to stop."
因为真相是 Because as it turns out,
没人希望你颠覆系统 nobody wants you to break the system itself.
但那才是真正的颠覆 But that is what true disruption is.
那才把我们连结在了一起 And that is what unites all of us.
我们都跨越了那条线 We all got to that line and crossed it.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- 明白吗？- 嗯 - See? - Yeah, yeah.
所以是颠覆者 So, disruptors.
我们都是 All of us.
哇 Wow.
Mmm!
你可真是尽说大实话 迈尔斯 That was some real red-pill stuff, Miles.
跟我一起建立阿尔法的安迪？她相信我说的这些 The Andi I built Alpha with? She believed it.
我相信过 Oh, I believed it.
我相信过 I believed it.
布兰克先生 你是侦探 对吧？ Mr. Blanc, you're a detective, right?
我是 Yes, I'm…
你察觉出了其他事吗？ Can you spot the other thing?
这群人真正的共通点？ The real thing this group has in common?
安迪 别这样 Andi, come on.
莱昂内尔 大家都知道你为谁工作 Oh, Lionel. Everybody knows who Lionel works for.
根本不是秘密 That's no secret.
我们都知道谁资助了克莱尔的竞选 And we know who bankrolled Claire's campaign.
但当没有人… But when nobody…
当没有人愿意跟伯迪扯上关系时 Nobody would touch Birdie with a ten-foot pole
因为她上《奥普拉秀》时 自比为著名的非裔废奴主义者 because she went on Oprah and compared herself to Harriet Tubman…
是在精神上 天哪 In spirit! Oh, God.
谁成了轻松裤的天使投资人？ …who do you think showed up as an angel investor in Sweetie Pants? Huh?
还有杜克 And Duke.
当Twitch禁言了他 When Duke got banned from Twitch
因为他向青少年推销犀牛角壮阳药 for hawking rhino-horn boner pills to teenage boys…
里面完全不含犀牛角 There was zero rhino in those pills.
谁替他创建了YouTube账号 用自己的媒体帝国推广他的直播？ …who set him up at YouTube and used their media empire to promote the stream?
这才是这群人的共通点 That is the common thread here.
你们每个人都不顾一切地扒住 Every single one of you is holding on for dear life
迈尔斯布隆的财富 to Miles Bron's golden titties.
而且你们每个人 And each of you,
为了扒住这种财富都能背后给朋友捅刀 you'll stab a friend in the back to hold on.
现在我相信这些 That is what I believe.
安迪 等等 Andi, wait.
哇 Wow.
尽说大实话啊 That was so real.
总之晚餐8点开始 Anyway, dinner's at 8:00.
大伙到时见？ See you all there? Yeah.
正如迈尔斯所说 Like Miles said,
我说实话 有些人受不了 I'm a truth-teller. Some people can't handle it.
不经思考说话和说实话是两回事 弄混的话 It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought
很危险 for speaking the truth.
你不觉得吗？ Don't you think?
你觉得我危险？ Are you calling me dangerous?
走着瞧吧 先告辞了 Well, we'll see. If you'll excuse me.
有点不对劲 Something's off.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
她变了 She's changed.
她打的什么主意？ What's she playing at?
布隆先生 等等 Mr. Bron! Wait!
嗨 Hey, hi.
你好 - Hello. - - Uh…
- 请别这么做 - 什么？ - Please don't do this. - Sorry?
你想让伯德发表关于孟加拉国的声明 她给我看了 Bird showed me the statement you want her to make to the press about Bangladesh,
如果你让她这么做 她的名声 and if you make her go through with it, her name is…
就毁了 destroyed.
但你看 我的简历上只有伯迪杰 伯迪杰 But you see, my resume is just Birdie Jay, Birdie Jay,
然后在零售业短暂干了一段 然后又是伯迪杰 a short stint in retail, and then Birdie Jay.
所以如果她的名声被毁了 我的名声也… So if her name is destroyed, then my name is…
不好意思… I… I'm sorry…
我是佩格 It's Peg.
我求你了 你得让她发表那个声明 I'm begging you. You gotta get her to make that statement.
只有那样她才能脱身 It is her only way out.
- 什么… - 好了 - What... - Okay, good.
但… But, uh…
咚！ Dong!
这是无烟花园 This is a smokeless garden.
这是无烟花园 这是无烟花园 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden.
请保持水域清洁 Please, keep our water clean.
请保持水域清洁 请保持水域清洁 Please, keep our water clean. Please, keep our water clean.
你会为了我这么做吗？ Are you gonna do it for me?
Mm-hmm.
♪ There's a light ♪
♪ A certain kind of light ♪
Wow!
♪ That never shone on me ♪
♪ I want my life to be ♪
♪ Lived with you ♪
♪ There's a way… ♪
欢迎 朋友们 在我被谋杀前先喝几杯鸡尾酒 Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered.
我觉得我还记得每个人的最爱 I think I remember everyone's favorite.
我们准备了墨西哥玉米粽 我的化学家 And we got tamales. My chemist.
- 乐加维林16年 - 你喜欢泥煤味重的威士忌 - Mmm, Lagavulin 16. - He likes it heavy on the peat.
不加冰直饮 Serve it up neat.
这是我的古巴微风吗？ Is this my Cuban Breeze?
这杯酒让我们上了圣巴特岛的禁飞名单 还有什么？ The drink that got us on the no-fly list at St. Barts. What else?
#值得 Well, #Worthlt.
克莱尔 亲爱的 - Claire-bear. - Hmm?
- 常温白葡萄酒 - 灰皮诺 - Room temp white. - Pinot Gris.
真够辣的！直逼哈莉贝瑞 Halle Berry! That has a kick.
这是杰瑞米雷纳的小批量辣酱 Oh, that's Jeremy Renner's small-batch hot sauce.
我让他投资的 他每年都送我一盒 拿几瓶走吧 I let him invest. He sends me a pallet every year. Take a few bottles.
谢谢 Well… …thank you.
抱歉 我不知道你喜欢喝什么 随便选吧 I apologize. I don't know your drink, but, you know, pick your poison.
安迪 Hey, Andi.
我希望还是威士忌苏打 I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda.
- 你知道我… - 行了 迈尔斯 - You know I... - Okay. Miles.
我知道你是有情结的 但… I mean, I know you have a thing for it, but…
这里简直像泰特现代美术馆！ I mean, this place is the Tate Modern!
但你为什么在正中央挂一幅蒙娜丽莎的仿画？ Why would you hang a framed print of the Mona Lisa front and center?
就像在大学宿舍挂切格瓦拉的海报 It's like having a Che poster in your dorm room.
Mm-hmm.
或者… Or…
拜托 Come on.
等等… Wait.
不可能 迈尔斯 - That's impossible, Miles. - Mm-hmm.
请原谅我的怀疑 但这肯定不是真的 蒙娜丽莎 Forgive my incredulity, but surely… No, the Mona Lisa,
是国家宝藏 不可能… that's property of the state. There's no way...
怪新冠吧 Blame it on the pando, Blanc.
卢浮宫关门了 法国需要钱 The Louvre was closed, France needed money,
所以我就付钱暂借过来了 and so I bought myself a little short-term loan.
我这才发现运输和安保环节最费钱 It turns out the transport and the security was most of the cost.
看这个 Check this out.
- 天哪 - 天哪 - Oh my God. - Oh my God.
别告诉安保人员 Don't tell the insurance guys,
但我安装了超驰控制按钮 but I had a little override button installed.
- 肯定的 - 你觉得这是什么？ - Oh, you did. - Where do you think it is?
天哪 这么容易 Oh, my gosh! It's easy.
敏感得要命 电话响 罩子都能关上 很荒谬 It's so freaking sensitive. A phone dings, it closes up. It's ridiculous,
但我需要不隔玻璃直视她 but I needed to be able to look her in the eyes without glass in between us.
我妈在我六岁时带我去了巴黎 My mom took me to Paris when I was six years old.
我第一次看到这位女士时 我的人生就改变了 First time I looked at this lady, it changed my life.
你们知道达芬奇发明了一种用笔方法 能让人看不出笔触？ You know da Vinci invented a technique for brushstrokes that leave no lines?
所以每次看她才会觉得她的表情不同 That's how you can look straight at her, and her expression changes every time.
有时微笑 然后消失 她高兴吗？她难过吗？ Her smile's there, then it disappears. Is she happy? Is she sad?
还是有别的情绪？ Is it something else?
你以为你看的是一个简单的东西 This simple thing that you thought you were looking at,
但突然间就出现了很多层次 出现了深度 变得很复杂 it suddenly takes on layers and depth so complex,
让你目眩神迷 it gives you vertigo.
真了不起啊 It really is something.
经典 It's a classic.
不用管我 Hey. Not here.
每次我想掐死你时 Every time we've gotten to the point where I'm going to strangle you,
你就能搞出这一套 太神奇了 you pull something like this, and it's magic.
- 谢谢 - 都从她开始 - Thank you. Thank you. - Look, it all started with her.
我怎么说的？ What did I say to you guys?
在玻璃洋葱的第一晚我们要怎么过？ The first night we hung out at the Glass Onion, what did I say?
我怎么说的？我想创造出 I wanna be responsible for something that gets mentioned
能跟蒙娜丽莎相提并论的作品 in the same breath as the Mona Lisa.
成为永恒 Forever.
这是什么意思？ A-and what does that mean?
意思是不朽 他想创造出改变… Oh, it means immortality. He wants to do something that's gonna change...
等等 迈尔斯 Wait a minute, Miles.
你为什么把蒙娜丽莎挂在客厅里？ Why do you have the Mona Lisa in your living room?
我邀请了 In one week,
世界领袖和媒体记者 在一周后来这个岛 I've invited world leaders and members of the press from all over to come to this island.
我就要在这里揭开未来的面纱 And right here, I'm going to unveil the future.
你们知道这是什么吗？ You know what this is?
你很清楚我们知道 You know damn well we do.
怎么回事 迈尔斯？ What's going on, Miles?
我不知道 Uh… I don't.
- 接住了 - 天哪 - Don't drop it. - Oh my God.
这是新型固体氢燃料 蕴含着极高能量 That's a new solid hydrogen fuel. It's incredibly powerful.
效率极高 It's radically efficient.
零碳排放 从丰富的海水里提取 Zero carbon emissions, and it's derived from abundant seawater.
叫做"净化" I call it Klear, with a K.
在这个发布会上 我们会宣布"净化美国" And at this event, we are going to announce "Klear America."
价格低廉的家庭能源解决方案 Our affordable home power solution.
"净化"将在今年底助力 Klear is going to be powering people's dreams,
全国各地人们实现梦想 all over this country, by the end of this year.
不 No.
不 我之前已经跟你说清楚了 No. Because I was clear with you.
我至少需要两年 I told you I need two years minimum
来测试这玩意 看它是否安全 甚至是否可行 to test this stuff to see if it's safe or even viable.
在测试完成前 克莱尔和我不会把这玩意推向世界 Claire and I are not gonna be responsible for putting something out in the world
为这玩意负责… before it's tested and...
不 Oh, no.
是 Oh, yeah.
不 No.
你靠这玩意维持整个地方的运转？ You're running this entire place off this?
整个地方 包括这些漂亮的灯 All of it. All this awesome lighting,
供暖与制冷系统 供能点就在我的传真机下 the heating and cooling, everything right down to my fax machine.
整个玻璃洋葱都靠"净化"供能 The whole Glass Onion is powered by Klear.
天哪 迈尔斯 Oh my God, Miles.
朋友们 我们做到了 Guys, we did it.
我退出 我不干了 I'm out. I'm done.
太鲁莽了 你会害死别人的 This is reckless. And you're gonna get somebody killed.
哥们 你不能退出 Bro, you're not getting out.
已经实现了 It's already happening.
我爱你 来吧 大家吃饭吧 I love you. Come on, let's… Let's eat!
好了 朋友们 Okay, gang.
这个周末到目前为止已经挺难忘了 不过放心 现在才真正进入主题 It's been a memorable weekend already, to be sure, but now the real fun starts.
我们这三天可以晒晒太阳 在爱奥尼亚海里游泳 We got three days to bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea,
吃饭喝酒 享受彼此的陪伴 eat good food and wine, and enjoy each other's company.
但大家在玩乐的同时还肩负重要任务 But alongside and underneath the partay, you've been charged with a serious task.
因为今晚就在这个房间里 会有人被谋杀 Because tonight, in this very room, a murder will be committed.
也就是我 My murder.
你们要仔细观察这场犯罪 You will have to closely observe the crime.
思考你们对彼此了解多少 Consider what you know about each other.
要知道我在整个岛上都埋了线索 Know that across the island, I've hidden clues.
有些是有用的 有些具有误导性 你们自行判断 Some may be helpful, some may misdirect. That's for you to determine.
但如果有人能说出凶手 说出此人的犯罪手法 But if anyone can name the killer, tell me how they achieved the murder,
最重要的是 说出动机 and, most importantly, what was the motive,
这个人就赢了 that person wins our game.
有问题吗？ Any questions?
等等 奖品是什么？ Uh, wait… What do we win?
我…你什么意思 "奖品…" I… What do you mean? What do you…
你想要什么？ What do you want?
不 什么也不要 我… No. No, nothing, I just…
我只是以为可能有奖品 I just thought maybe there was a prize or something.
我…比如iPad或者… I… An iPad or like…
行 奖品是iPad Okay, fine. Yeah, no, the winner gets an iPad.
你死后…我们还能跟你说话吗？ And, uh, once you're dead, will we still be able to talk to you?
我又不会整个周末都在装死 我们会一起玩 Yeah, I'm not playing dead the whole weekend, dude.
但我… We hang, but I…
你们只是不能问我问题 我不会解答 You just can't ask me questions. I'm not gonna help.
我其实不需要iPad 我就随口一提 只是… I don't actually need an iPad. I'm just saying. It's just…
你当时说"赢"…我就联想到了 顺口说了 When you said "win," it… You know, it made me say it.
我们能合作吗？ Can we, um, work together?
赢家只能有一个 Um, only one person can solve the crime,
所以如果你们有了推断 别告诉别人 so if you got a theory, keep it close to your chest.
我设计得很难 要花整个周末解谜 It's designed to be hard. This will take the whole weekend.
好有意思 Well, this is truly delightful.
我们已经开始了吗 是… Oh! Have we started already, is it...
谋杀还没发送 但… - Well, the murder hasn't happened. But… - Oh, yeah.
为什么不呢？正如华生对福尔摩斯说的… Yeah, why not? As Watson said to Holmes...
凶手是伯迪 她在十字弓上 安装了一个遥控装置 It was Birdie who planted a remote device on a crossbow
为了报复 你偷走了她标志的"仁钻石" in revenge for you stealing her signature Ren Diamond.
看看这个座位安排 Look at the seating arrangement.
伯迪和这个东西之间形成了完美三角 It triangulates Birdie just perfectly with that thing,
它已经装上了箭 which is loaded with a dummy bolt.
对准了 Aimed directly…
布隆先生 at Mr. Bron.
我相信靠近仔细检查能发现某种遥控发射装置 Now I believe close inspection will reveal some sort of remote triggering device,
但更重要的是 这是老式杰豪克十字弓 but more damning, that is a vintage Jayhawk brand crossbow.
"杰"豪克 伯迪"杰" Jayhawk, Birdie Jay.
当然还有其他多余笨拙的线索 Of course, there are other superfluous and rather clumsy clues.
比如南面花园的灌木剪成了B字形 The hedgerow in the south garden spells letter B.
伯迪的房间是生殖轮 被阻断的话 会产生罪恶感 Birdie's room is the sacral chakra, which is the one blocked by guilt.
诸如此类吧 但动机巧妙地藏在了 Blah, blah, blah. But the motive, yes,
那本1998年的《面孔》杂志上 on the cleverly planted 1998 issue of The Face magazine
封面是伯迪 with Birdie on the cover…
她带着著名的"仁钻石" …she famously wore what became known as the Ren Diamond.
这应该是传家宝吧 And that's a family heirloom, I believe.
我先澄清一下 我当时不知道血钻这回事… Well, to be clear, I mean, I didn't know what a "blood diamond" was so...
布隆先生 你一直戴着…那个巨大的吊坠盒 Mr. Bron, the large pendulous locket which is… Has not left your neck.
跟你的海岛休闲着装风有点不搭 Bit out of keeping with your breezy island style.
能请你为我们打开吗？ Would you kindly open it for us?
我的"仁钻石"！ My Ren Diamond!
时尚偶像的戏剧化激情犯罪 A dramatic, passionate and colorful crime for a fashionista.
伯迪杰小姐 Miss Birdie Jay.
遗憾的是 伯努瓦布兰克在场 案子迅速破掉 Unfortunately, this crime clashed with the presence of Benoit Blanc.
Oh!
那…看到了吗？射出…很好 That… See that? That just went up… Very good. Very good.
天哪 感觉真好 扎实地破了个案 好满足！ My God, that just felt so good. So solid, so satisfying!
就像《纽约时报》上的那些迷你字谜 You know, like one of those mini-crosswords The Times has
我有个厨师朋友 她说她想创造出 or, you know, I have a chef friend, and she speaks of trying to create
最完美的小点心 刚才就仿佛吃到了最令人满足的小点… the perfect bite and that just felt like the most satisfying bite-sized...
你生气了 You're angry.
不 布兰克 我只是… No, Blanc, I'm, uh, just, you know…
搞什么？ What the hell?
设置这些可不简单 所以… That was not the simplest thing to set up, so…
算了 没事 只是… It's fine. It doesn't matter. It's just…
我雇了《消失的爱人》的编剧来写… I hired Gillian Flynn to write the whole thing...
- 她很厉害 - 她很贵 市场价就这样 - Oh, she's quite good. - She's goddamn expensive, is what she is.
我现在该怎么办？整个周末都投骰子玩？只是… What am I supposed to do now? Play Yahtzee all weekend? Just…
布隆先生 真相是 我故意毁了你的游戏 Mr. Bron, truth is, I… I ruined your game on purpose
但出于好意 and for a very good reason.
你说什么？ I'm sorry, what?
我喜欢玻璃洋葱这个隐喻 I like the Glass Onion as a metaphor.
似乎外面裹了一层又一层 An object that seems densely layered,
但内里是如此浅白直接 but in reality the center is in plain sight.
你跟这些人的关系貌似复杂 Your relationship with these people may seem complex,
但其实你这周末的处境其实一清二楚 but look, what you've done this weekend is crystal clear.
你请了七个人过来 You've taken seven people,
每个人都有害死你的明确理由 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm,
你把他们召集到一个与世隔绝的小岛 gathered them together on a remote island
把谋杀这个想法植入了他们的头脑 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads.
就像在桌上放了一把上膛的枪 然后关了灯！ It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights!
Oh, whoa.
拜托 Come on.
你对莱昂内尔态度强硬 威胁他 如果不配合你以"净化"为燃料 So you play hardball with Lionel, threaten to destroy his reputation
驱动载人火箭 就毁了他的名声 if he does not play along and power a manned rocket with Klear.
克莱尔也是 But now with Claire too…
你可能威胁她 Now perhaps, you threaten to support her opponent
如果不批准你的发电厂 你就在接下来的竞选中支持她的对手 in the up-and-coming election if she does not approve your power plant.
你做了不少功课 You have done some homework.
还有伯迪 孟加拉国 And Birdie. Bangladesh.
轻松裤是在当地的血汗工厂造出来的 Sweetie Pants are manufactured there in a sweatshop.
你想让她替你这个投资者背黑锅 You're making Birdie take the fall to cover your ass as the main investor.
至于杜克？我们都知道杜克为什么想杀你 And Duke? Well… …we all know why Duke wants to kill you.
他不知道 He doesn't know about that.
不 他知道 Yes, he does.
把我的出现当作一个预兆 Take my presence as a sign.
至少对于这个岛上的一个人来说 这不是场游戏 For at least one person on this island, this is not a game.
这就是那张著名的餐巾纸 Oh, this is the famous napkin!
我知道这个故事 I know this story.
- 是… - 你就盯着它看吗？ - Right… - Will you look at that?
某晚我在餐巾纸上写下了阿尔法的原始构想 I sketched out the original idea for Alpha on a cocktail napkin
然后拿给安迪看 就在玻璃洋葱 and I showed it to Andi one night at the Glass Onion.
我们当地的酒吧 That was our local bar.
一切就是从那里开始的 但一年后那家酒吧就拆了 That's where it all began. But they tore it down the year after that.
Mm-hmm.
安迪 Andi.
是啊 安迪 Yes, Andi.
安迪以前跟我说真话 Andi used to tell me the truth.
现在没人跟我说真话 Nobody does that now.
都是假笑和算计 It's all just fake smiles and agendas
人们觉得你欠他们的 就该给他们 and people wanting what they think they're owed.
如果不给就恨你 因为你就是干这个的 Hating you when you don't give it to them because that's what you're there for.
我知道可能很难同情备受折磨的亿万富翁 但… I know it's probably hard to have sympathy for the poor, tortured billionaire. But…
真该死 我想念那个酒吧 God damn, I miss that bar.
♪ Yeah, listen… ♪
你可以直接关机 You know, you could just power it down.
是接收新闻的谷歌快讯 用来关注你们 Ah, it's my Google Alerts. Got them for all you guys.
威士忌、体育消息、日常爱好 Whiskey, sports I like, general interests.
你专门为"电影"设置了谷歌快讯？ You have a Google Alert for the word "movie"?
我爱电影 别嫉恨 科学呆子 I like movies. Don't hate. Nerd.
谢天谢地 伯努瓦布兰克来了 Oh, thank God for Benoit Blanc.
我们不用整个周末研究灌木的形状了 We don't have to spend the weekend spelling hedges.
我要走 明早就走 Well, I'm out of here. Tomorrow morning. Gone.
我们才刚到 We just got here.
你可以留下 好好玩 You can stay, have fun.
行 你真会破坏气氛 Fine. You're murdering my vibe.
在任何情况下我都不想这么说 Well, I hate saying this in any context,
但我跟杜克一样 but I'm with Duke.
或者我们可以整个周末都在这里狂饮 享受天堂 Or we can get drunk and enjoy paradise for the weekend.
我们或许也该走 We should probably go too.
不 遭了罪才能来天堂 这都是我们应得的 No. Miserable in paradise. We've all earned this.
没错 Yes, you have.
我们要谈谈避而不谈的事吗？ Are we even gonna talk about the elephant in the room?
还是装作没事 混过整个周末？ Or just gonna throw a blanket over it and push through the weekend?
是指我吗？ Am I the elephant?
对 就是你！ Yeah. You're the elephant!
你没那么糟 You're not that bad.
你到底为什么来 安迪？ What'd you come for, Andi?
考虑到目前的情况 这个问题很合理 Given the circumstances, I think it's a fair question.
合理？ Fair?
天哪 行了 这里什么都不合理！ Oh my God. Yes, no, fine. Nothing about any of this is fair.
恭喜 你现在明白了 Congratulations. Now, you know.
我们都不得不忍受迈尔斯 你想怎么样？ And we all stuck with Miles. What do you want?
想知道我们为什么那么做？真的吗？算一下 很简单 Do you wanna know why we did it? Hmm? Really? Why? Do the math. It's easy math.
所以你来了 穿着古驰平底鞋 告诉我们… So you come here, in your Gucci flats, telling us…
是华伦天奴 Valentino.
…我们欠你的？ …that we owe you?
那些年你靠阿尔法赚了不少钱 You made money off of Alpha all those years.
你过得很好 你拿到了你那份 You did fine. You got yours.
我赚钱了？ I got?
不 他赚走了我的钱 我全部的钱！ No, he got his from me. All of it!
有人夺走了我的生活 这屋子里的所有人都有份 My life was taken away from me by someone, by everyone in this room.
我的生活！你知道这意味着什么吗？ My life! Do you even know what that means?
Huh?
克莱尔想说的是 我们很抱歉 What Claire's trying to say, is we're sorry.
我们为你感到遗憾 你还想怎么样？ We feel bad for you. What do you want?
- 你真的拿这句话问我？- 是 你还想怎么样？ - Are you really asking me that? - Yes. What do you want?
支票？我们假装同情？ A check? You want performative pity?
告诉我们该用什么方式 Just tell us the right words that we can use
然后让我们继续生活 so that we can get on with our lives.
你想复仇？你想割破迈尔斯的喉咙？ You want revenge? You want to slit Miles' throat?
你想扳倒我们所有人？把你的底牌亮出来 说吧！ You wanna take us all down? What? Just drop the bombshell! Say it!
- 说！- 我想要真相！ - Say it! - I want the truth!
我想要真相 I want the truth.
我可以告诉你 I can give you that.
我来当恶人 I'll be the asshole.
真相是 我们都抓住了财富 The truth is, is that we are all holding on to that golden tit.
我们玩的都是同个游戏 We're all playing the same game here, honey.
你输了 You lost.
你把自己扮成了受害者 So you can go ahead and put yourself up on a cross
好像谁对你犯下了我们无法想象的 like some unspeakable crime has been committed against you
滔天罪恶 that none of us could possibly imagine.
但我已经厌倦了假装你是受害者 But me, I'm tired of pretending like you're the victim in this game.
你只是没抓住机会 You just couldn't hack it.
你输了 仅此而已 这就是真相 You're the loser. There. That's the truth.
这才是我认识的安迪 There she is. There's the Andi I know.
好了 Okay.
天哪 侦探 Oh, jeez, detective.
你的下个任务就是查出谁毁了派对 Your next assignment is who killed the party.
怎么…行了 大伙 Come on, guys!
布兰克毁了我的游戏 没事 阿尔法DJ 给我们放点劲歌金曲 Blanc ruined my game. It's okay. Hey, Alpha DJ, give us something upbeat!
迈尔斯 我早上就走 Miles, I'm gonna be leaving in the morning.
我也是 Yeah, me too.
不 明天我们在海滩上吃早午餐喝香槟 No. No, we're having a champagne brunch on the beach tomorrow.
你们要试试水翼冲浪 You're gonna try foil surfing,
你们要抹点芦荟 晒晒日光浴 and you're gonna put some aloe on, work on that tan,
人们会问 "在封城期间 她在干什么？" and make your constituents say, "What was she doing in lockdown?"
伯迪 过来 跟我跳舞 Birdie, come on, dance with me.
拜托 美女 给我点笑容 来吧 Come on, pretty lady, get that smile up. Come on, come on.
安迪在哪儿？ Where's Andi?
是啊 安迪在哪儿？来吧 Yeah, where is Andi? Come on!
杜克在笑呢 这才对 这才是我的朋友 Hey. Duke's smiling. There it is, there's my guy.
怎么了？你有好消息 What's going on? You look like you got good news.
我就说我的谷歌快讯怎么一直不停呢 I was wondering why my Googs are blowing up.
我视频的播放量爆棚了 你得过来看看 The views on my channel are off the charts. You gotta see this.
Ooh!
互联网上都是 看看这些数字 This is all over the Internet. I mean, look at those numbers.
太火爆了 改变了局面吧？ That's fire. That changes things, right?
当然 It sure does.
这样的数字 也许我们可以谈谈阿尔法新闻了？ Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News?
当然了 抱一个 You bet your ass. Come here.
- 恭喜 - 杜克 太棒了 给我看看 - Congratulations. - Dukey! That's amazing! Let me see!
最终一切都会顺利解决的 Everything works out in the end.
你们只需要坚信这点 You gotta keep the faith.
朋友们 我有让你们失望过吗？ Guys, have I ever let you down?
我们哪回没渡过难关 圆满完成？ Have we ever not pulled through? Pulled it off?
你们不走 好吗？不走 太好了 You're staying. Yes? You're staying. Okay. Love it.
行了 我们现在该好好享受 Come on, this is our time.
感觉到了吗？我们以前怎么说的？演着演着就成真了 You feel it? What did we all used to say? Fake it till you make it
享受这个过程吧 正在实现 and have fun while we're doing it. It's happening.
我们正在改变这个世界 我们大家一起 用我们自己的方式改变 We're all changing the world, all of us! Making a dent in our own ways.
五分钟前 布兰克告诉我 这个派对是个危险的主意 Five minutes ago, Blanc was telling me that this whole party was a dangerous idea
因为你们太恨我了 甚至会有人… 'cause you all hate me so much that one of you would actually wanna…
这都无所谓了 太蠢了 - It doesn't even matter. It's so silly. - Whoo!
哇 看看裙摆飞扬 伯迪 转得太好看了 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing.
就…看看这个裙子 再转一次 Just… Watch this dress. Spin that dress again.
大家 迈尔斯让你们看我 Everybody, Miles says look at me!
看看你 她就像只小鸟 Look at you. She's a bird.
我想敬酒 敬颠覆者 I want a toast. I want a toast to The Disruptors.
我的老朋友们 我爱你们每一个 My OGs. I love you. All of you.
颠覆者 不破不立！ Disruptors! Breaking it and making it!
Whoo!
再把音乐调大点 我们要去泳池！ Turn up the music. We're going in the pool tonight!
我们都去泳池 我喜欢这样 We're all starting in the pool tonight. That's what I want.
迈尔斯 Miles.
站起来 天才 我想看… On your feet, genius. I wanna see...
迈尔斯 杜克 Miles, Duke.
Whoo!
上帝啊 Jesus.
杜克！ Duke!
怎么…他噎住了？ What… Is he choking?
- 我觉得他… - 不 他没噎住 - Yeah, I think he's... - No, he's not choking.
- 好 - 你扶住他了？ - Okay. - - You got him?
- 是 - 杜克 - Yeah. - Duke.
你看到他喉咙里有东西吗？因为我觉得他… You see anything in there? No, because I feel like he's…
怎么了？ What?
恐怕科迪先生死了 I'm afraid Mr. Cody is… is dead.
不！杜克！ No, Duke! No!
天哪！ Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
怎么回事？他噎住了？ What happened? Did he choke? What happened?
他的气管里没有阻塞物 There was no obstruction in his airways.
但如果不进行尸检 我们就无法知道死因 But we won't know the cause of death without an autopsy.
到底怎么了？ What just happened?
亲爱的 你能帮我个帮忙吗？你能去那边坐会儿吗？ My dear, would you do me a favor? Would you come sit over here?
好让我查看科迪先生？ Just so I can take care of Mr. Cody.
就这样 布隆先生 你… Yes, that's right. Mr. Bron, would…
你能叫你的船马上过来吗？ Would you call your boat and have them come immediately?
天哪 Oh my God. Oh my God.
布隆先生！ Mr. Bron!
我来吧 I'll do it. I'll do it.
怎么叫船？ How do I do it?
去无线电室 就在那边 There's a… There's a radio room, through there.
让他们立即派医护和警察过来 You tell them we need medical personnel and police.
好 Okay, yeah.
听着 我禁止大家碰尸体 Listen, I must insist that nobody touch the body
以及破坏现场 or disturb anything around it.
警察？ Police?
你把这里当犯罪现场来处理？ Are you treating this as a crime scene then?
不 天哪 等等 太可怕了 我不行 Oh my God. No, wait, wait, this is bad. I can't. I…
警察肯定会来 这是标准流程 The police always come. It's protocol.
我都能看见新闻标题了！ I can see the headlines!
在新冠疫情期间 州长飞到希腊 与男权网红相聚 后者死亡！ "Governor jets off to Greece in a pandemic with a men's rights YouTuber who dies!"
天哪 不 我… Oh my God. No, I...
我要吐… Bacardi…
我觉得布兰克先生… I think Mr. Blanc's…
你不是在说有人蓄意谋杀吧？ You're not saying it was done with intention, are you?
我们还不知道 Well, we don't know.
但科迪先生突然毙命…没错 But Mr. Cody's death was so acute and violent… yes.
我猜有人蓄意向他的酒里放东西了 My guess is something was put in his drink, intentionally.
什么叫早上才能到？怎么能这样？ What do you mean "morning"? How's that possible?
码头简直"依托史"！ Pisceshite! Dock is Pisceshite!
依托史 一坨… Piece-of-shite. Piece of…
直到早上退潮了船才能来 最早是早上6点 - Boat can't come till low tide in the morning. - 00 a.m. at the earliest.
他们明白出什么事了吗？ Do they understand the situation?
没有着陆点 There is no other landing point,
因为潮退了 迈尔斯的破班克斯码头才能露出来 and Miles' dumbass Banksy dock was set to low-tide height
它浮不起来 就是一坨屎 and it isn't buoyant. It is a piece of shit.
该死 好了 Oh, heck. Yeah, all right, all right. Um…
我建议大家都回到自己的房间 锁上门 待到早上5点半 I suggest you all retire to your rooms, lock the doors until 5:30,
然后在这里会合 一起走到码头 when we will convene here and walk together to the dock.
我待在尸体旁 I'll stay up all night with the body.
确保没人破坏尸体 Make sure it's not tampered with in any way.
我建议大家多少睡会儿 I recommend that everyone gets some sleep.
Oh!
那… That is…
那是你的杯子 迈尔斯 That's your glass, Miles.
他… He…
他拿了我的杯子 He picked up mine.
他… He…
现在我们可以… Now we could…
Uh…
拜托 迈尔斯 Oh, come on, Miles.
迈尔斯 是我们啊！ Miles, it's us!
迈尔斯 亲爱的 真的吗？ Miles, baby, for real?
我付你十亿美元 你找出他们中谁想杀我 I'll pay you one billion dollars to tell me which one of them tried to kill me.
- 迈尔斯！- 迈尔斯！ - Miles! - Miles!
我要给杜克的手机静音 I'm just going to silence Duke's phone.
我们都待在这个房间里 We're staying here in this room.
我要盯着你们 直到船来 I'm keeping you all in plain sight until that boat arrives.
- 就这样！- 天哪 - That's what we're doing. - For God's sakes.
威士忌在哪儿？安迪在哪儿？ Where's Whiskey? Where's Andi?
杜克的手机在哪儿？ Where's Duke's phone?
它刚才响了 肯定就在这里 It just dinged. It must be here.
我刚看到了 Yeah, I saw it.
我们听到响声了 We just heard it.
他哪个口袋里都没有 It isn't in any of his pockets.
一定掉哪儿了 咱们就等手机再响 Well, he must have dropped it somewhere. Let's wait for it to ding again.
别管手机了 看 Forget about his phone. Look.
他那把破枪呢？ Where is his stupid gun?
不好 他的枪什么时候没了？ Oh, fiddlesticks. When did his gun disappear?
他总是带着枪 He always has his gun.
他总是带着枪 也就意味着 从某一刻起 我们看不到枪了 Well, he always has it, which means we stopped seeing it.
今晚某一刻 枪不见了 But at some point this evening, it was gone.
- 是哪一刻？- 安迪 - When was that? - Andi.
我们要找到安迪 We need to find Andi.
安迪！ Andi!
Oh.
- 布隆先生 - 咚！ - Mr. Bron! - - Dong!
没事 刚才只是报时钟 Oh, it's all right. It's just that hourly dong thing.
什么？ What?
- 不 - 迈尔斯 冷静点！ - Oh, no. No. - Miles, calm down!
该死 Oh, shit. Shit.
- 不 就要发生了 - 布隆先生 怎么了？ - No. It's happening. - Mr. Bron. What is the matter?
游戏！我的谋杀游戏 我们会先喝酒 It was the game. The game! My murder game. We were gonna be having drinks,
然后突然有事在10点发生 and I thought it'd be fun to say something dramatic at 10:00.
然后会有20分钟… We were gonna have 20 minutes where…
布兰克 你得帮我 救我！ Blanc, you have to help me. You have to help me. Help me! Help me!
10点会发生什么？ What happens at ten o'clock?
- 伯迪 听我的声音 - 天哪 - Birdie, listen to my voice. - Oh my God.
- 是你吗？- 别喊了 - Is that you? - Stop screaming.
- 有东西碰我！- 别慌！ - Something touched me! - Do not panic!
- 好黑啊 - 不 我在这儿 - It's so dark. - I'm here.
- 我的手机呢？上面有手电 - 我看不见 - Where's my phone? It has a flashlight. - I can't see.
- 这怎么… - 莱昂内尔！ - How does this... - Lionel!
- 克莱尔？- 大家… - Claire? - Everybody…
- 在这儿！- 我在这儿 - Over here! - I'm here!
都别动 冷静 别慌 Stand still. Calm down. Do not panic.
是安迪！ It was Andi! It was Andi.
她杀了杜克 她把我们的房间乱翻一通 我看见她了！ She killed Duke, and she tore our room apart. I saw her!
- 什么？- 这是鱼矛枪吗？ - What?! - - Is that a speargun?
不 休想弄死我 No. Not today!
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
- 布隆先生！- 到底怎么回事？ - Mr. Bron! - What the hell is happening?
真该死 大家都给我待在原地！ Oh, hell's bells! Just, everybody, just stay here!
我的手机在这儿！ Aha! Here's my phone!
伯迪？莱昂内尔？大伙？ Birdie? Lionel? Guys?
安迪？ Andi?
安迪！ Andi!
你是谁？ Who's that?
上帝帮帮我们 Oh, Lord help us.
海伦 Helen.
听着 你拿了杜克的枪吗？ Now listen, did you take Duke's gun?
我为什么要拿杜克的枪？灯为什么灭了？ Why would I take Duke's gun? Why are the lights out?
- 杜克死了 - 什么？ - Duke is dead. - What?
我不明白 I don't understand.
你一定要相信我 事实很清楚 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight.
我们只需要最后一块拼图 但只有你能… We only need one last piece of information, but only you can...
莱昂内尔？ Lionel? Lionel?
你们都在哪儿？ Guys? Where are you?
我在这儿 怎么了？ I'm here! What happened?
- 你听见了吗？- 大伙？ - Did you hear that? - Guys?
我在这儿听见了 大家都还好吗？ I heard it from here. Everybody all right?
听见什么？ What was that?
是枪声吗？听起来像枪声 Was that a gunshot? It sounded like a gunshot.
天哪 Oh, God.
大家都进去 Everyone. Inside.
- 我们不应该… - 她又动不了 - Shouldn't we... - She's not going anywhere.
该了结这事了 It's time to finish this.
佩格 联系内陆 让他们马上派船过来 Peg, radio the mainland. Tell them to send the boats now.
别管班克斯了 哪怕让船直冲上海岸都行！ Banksy be damned! Beach them if they have to!
- 她杀了杜克 为什么她… - 不 - She killed Duke. Why would she... - No.
这不合理啊 It makes no sense.
这一切都非常合理 It all makes perfect sense.
杜克 安迪 这个周末 Duke, Andi, this weekend,
这个荒谬的游戏 在我们来到这个岛之前就开始了 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island.
你能给我们解释一下吗 侦探？ Will you explain it to us then, detective?
不 我能一层层剥开事件的外壳 No, I can peel back the layers,
我能带大家走进事实 但最终的核心 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center,
谁杀了卡桑德拉布兰德 只有一个人能告诉我们 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand.
替我应门 好吗？ Get that, would ya?
你不是又泡在浴缸里了吧？ You're not in the bath again, are you?
没有 No!
来了 Yep?
Uh…
有什么事吗？ Can I help you?
这是伯努瓦布兰克家吗？ Yes, is this Benoit Blanc's residence?
你有什么事？ Um, what is this regarding?
他的办公室关了 我真的需要跟他谈谈 Well, his office was closed, and I really need to speak with him.
紧急事件 拜托了 It's urgent. Please.
布兰克？有人找你 Blanc! There's someone here for you.
还带着箱子！ With a box!
天哪 Oh my.
我们从头开始说起吧 Well, why don't we start at the beginning?
我叫海伦布兰德 我一路从阿拉巴马过来 My name is Helen Brand, and I came all the way here from Alabama.
你在阿拉巴马是做什么的？ Well, what do you do in Alabama?
老师 教三年级 现在经常网上教学 I teach. Third grade. Do a lot of Zooming.
因为新冠疫情 最近经常在家扎染 We've been getting into tie-dying a lot and all this pandemic stuff.
行了 这些都无关紧要 Okay, none of that really matters.
布兰克先生 两天前我接到一个电话 Mr. Blanc, two days ago, I received a call.
我的双胞胎姐姐自杀了 My twin sister committed suicide.
就在她自己的车里 In her car.
自己的车库里 In her garage.
开着引擎 With the engine running.
我的姐姐是卡桑德拉布兰德 你知道她是谁吗？ My sister was Cassandra Brand. Do you know who she was?
当然了 抱歉 你…我就觉得你看起来面熟 Yes, of course. I'm sorry, you… I thought you looked familiar.
你姐姐是个了不起的女人 Impressive woman, your sister.
她从六岁开始 You know, she kept a journal every day of her life
就每天记日记 since she was six years old.
你知道她管这叫什么吗？ You know what she called it?
"给我未来传记作者们的笔记" 还是复数 "Notes For Future Biographers." Biographers. Plural.
她当时才六岁 The girl was six years old.
她高中一毕业 Then the day after high school, she shot off to New York,
就直奔纽约 再也不回头 and she just never looked back.
我们还小时 玩那种过家家游戏 扮演富婆 You know, when we were kids, we goofed together, and we'd do this character, Rich Bitch.
"天哪 狗又吃了鱼子酱" "Heavens, the dog ate the caviar again."
后来她演讲时就这么说话 Then I hear her doing a talk, and that's exactly how she sounded.
"富婆"的口吻 我就想："你骗谁呢？反正骗不了我" Rich Bitch! And I'm like, "Who are you fooling, girl? Not me!"
她有勇气又有脑子 替我们俩拼搏 She had the guts and brains for both of us,
我看着她就很高兴了 知道吗？ and I was just happy watching her, you know?
所以你…你接到了电话 So you, um… You get the call…
对 我接到了电话 然后就飞过去了 就在昨天 Yeah, yeah. I get the call and I fly in. This was yesterday.
然后我去了安迪的家 我替她收拾 简直一团乱 And then I go to Andi's house. I'm cleaning it out. It's a mess.
书散得到处都是 All of her books everywhere.
我就想别人到底从她这屋拿走了什么 And I'm just thinking about what was taken from my sister,
我当时怎么能不在呢 how I wasn't there for her.
我就越来越生气 然后听到有人敲门 And I'm getting angrier and angrier, and then I just hear a knock at the door,
一个快递员送来了迈尔斯布隆的盒子 and it's some courier with this thing from Miles Bron.
肯定有巧妙的办法来打开它 And I'm sure there's some clever way to open it.
我不知道 我就这么打开了 I don't know. I just open it.
迈尔斯邀请她下周去他的私人希腊小岛 And it's an invitation to his private island in Greece for next weekend.
她跟他 还有他那群脑残朋友不时会搞这种小旅行 One of those little trips she'd go on with him and his group of shitheads.
他们喜欢自称"颠覆者" They like to call themselves "The Disruptors."
但我知道他们的本性 我也告诉过她 他们就是一群脑残 But I knew who they were, and I told her who they were. Shitheads.
布兰德小组 我能为你做什么？ Miss Brand, what can I do for you?
安迪不可能自杀 Andi didn't commit suicide.
她什么话都没留 She didn't leave any note.
所以我打开了她的电脑 查了她邮箱里的已发邮件 So I went on her computer, and I looked in her email,
来了解她是否给别人发过任何信息 her sent messages, to see if she wrote anybody anything.
你看 在四天前 她被谋杀那天的下午4点 她发了 And look. She sent this at 4:00 p.m., the day she was murdered, four days ago.
"我终于找到了 "I finally found it."
就在这儿 我要用它来毁了这个帝国 "It's right here, and I'm going to use it to burn his whole empire down."
我再给你们最后一次纠正错误的机会 "I'm giving you all one last chance to make things right."
你们知道去哪儿找我 安迪" "You know where to find me. A."
我猜所有收件人… And I'm assuming all of these names here are...
伯迪杰 杜克科迪 克莱尔狄贝拉 莱昂内尔图桑 Birdie Jay, Duke Cody, Claire Debella and Lionel Toussaint.
那帮脑残 The Shitheads.
她发了邮件 没一个人回 She sends that email, nobody writes back anything,
结果转天她就吞了安眠药 and then the next day, she's dead in the garage
死在车库里了？ with sleeping pills in her system?
我搜遍了她房间的每个角落 I searched every inch of every room in her house,
猜猜什么不见了？ and guess what wasn't there?
那个红信封 The red envelope.
有意思 Compelling.
谷歌说你是世界上最好的侦探 Google said you are the world's greatest detective.
我这样的人 遇到这种事 Somebody like me, takes something like this
如果要对付一伙律师成群的有钱人… about a group of rich folk with an army full of lawyers...
但如果有机会让他们独处 But if one was to get 'em alone,
过一个与世隔绝的周末 同时用你的话说 isolated for a weekend with, in your words,
派出世界上最好的侦探… the world's greatest detective…
你想雇我去岛上 You wanna hire me to go to that island.
这主意很蠢吧？ It's a stupid idea, right?
听着 我得说清楚 好吗？ Listen, I want to be clear, huh?
我不是蝙蝠侠 I am not Batman.
我能查明真相 搜集证据 I can find you the truth, I can gather evidence,
呈给警方和法庭 I can present it to the police and the courts, but…
但我的权限到此为止 …that is where my jurisdiction ends.
是 但你做总比我做好 我愿意赌一把 Yeah, but it's you doing it instead of me. I'll take those odds.
我没看见你姐姐死亡的新闻 I've not seen your sister's death in the news.
- 你发声明了吗？- 没有 - Did you release a statement? - No.
靠 我应该这么做？ Shit. Was I supposed to?
我不清楚相关流程 I don't know how this works.
你也没通知其他家庭成员你姐姐的死讯 另外… And you have no other family member who was informed of the death and…
如果我托关系 Oh, if I pulled a few strings,
我能让消息再压…一个星期？ I could keep it from leaking to the press for another… week?
也许 这… Maybe, that's…
Oh.
不 太鲁莽了 不行… No, that's outrageous. That wouldn't…
哇 Well, now…
不 这…对 布兰德小姐 Wow. No, that… Yes. Miss Brand.
无论你进我家时 对我怀着怎样的敬意 Any feelings of reverence or respect that you had for me
现在请把你的敬意升级 when you crossed my threshold, buttress those feelings now.
升级 Buttress them.
我提议你跟我一起去小岛 但你要 I am proposing that you come with me to that island
扮成你姐姐 as your sister.
扮成卡桑德拉布兰德 As Cassandra Brand.
什么？不 我雇你去 What? No. No, no, no, I'm hiring you to go.
我…我不…你疯了吗？ I… I'm not… Are you insane?
我的疯狂已经升级了 Buttress now. Yes.
著名侦探突然现身 A famous detective shows up
然后开始打探你姐姐的消息 他们的嘴巴 and out of the blue, starts poking the subject of your sister,
会闭得紧紧的 they'll shut up like a clam.
你在岛上现身是必不可少的催化剂 Your presence on that island is the essential catalyst.
- 不 拜托 - 升级 - Oh, no, come on, man. - Buttress.
我在努力升级 但这听起来太疯狂了 Yeah, I'm trying real hard to buttress, but this sounds nuts.
但只有这个办法 But it is the only way that this works.
看看我 他们会一眼看出我不是她 Look at me. They'll know instantly that I'm not her.
你换个发型 穿上她的衣服 You'll cut your hair. You'll wear her clothes.
你真觉得我能钻进那种衣服？ Oh, you really think I can fit into that shit?
- 我的头发怎么办？- 我认识一个人 - And what about my hair? - I know a guy.
还有 如果他们不知道 Now, why would anyone suspect
你姐姐死了 他们怎么会想到是你扮成你姐姐？ you showing up, playing your sister, when they don't know your sister is dead?
对 Right.
他们不知道安迪死了 They don't know Andi is dead.
他们怎么会有所怀疑呢？ So why would they suspect anything?
- 你进行调查？- 是 你只需露面 - And you'll do the inspecting? - Yes, I will. You just have to be there.
布兰克先生…这安全吗？ Mr. Blanc, is… Is this safe?
不 No. No.
有一个人知道你的真相 One person will know the truth about you.
从你到的那一刻起 他就知道你是谁 你想干什么 From the moment you arrive on that island, the killer will know who you are and what you are doing.
他会毫不犹豫地再次出手杀人来掩藏罪行 And they certainly wouldn't hesitate to kill again if it covers their tracks.
我是侦探 海伦 不是保镖 I'm… I'm a detective, Helen. I'm not a bodyguard.
抱歉 我没法帮你 I'm sorry. I can't help you.
不 No.
这帮脑残中的一个杀了我姐姐 One of those shitheads killed my sister.
你真的觉得我们能抓到这个混蛋吗？ Do you really think we can get the son of a bitch?
天哪 Well, my goodness.
我真不该过来 太疯狂了 但我来了 咱们开始吧 I shouldn't be here. This is nuts. But I'm here. So let's do this.
- 喝点什么吗？- 你需要喝杯酒 - Drink? - You need a drink.
不 我不喝酒 我来杯咖啡 Oh, no, I don't drink. I'll have some coffee.
好的 All right.
安迪的日记 Andi's journals.
好 你继续研究日记 这样 明天 Good, you keep studying them. Okay, so… Tomorrow.
我先到 I'll get there early.
先用我的南方口音跟他们瞎套套近乎 让他们卸下防备 Really lay on some Southern hokum, get them all off guard.
你在船上 要冷淡 On the boat… be cold.
不要参与对话 Don't engage in conversation.
- 我晕船 - 你会没事的 - Okay, I'm not great on boats. - Oh, you'll be fine.
记住 富婆的口吻 安迪的姿态 Just remember, Rich Bitch voice. Andi posture.
我录下了她的TED演讲 一直在研究 I have all of her TED Talks on this, and I've been studying 'em.
很好 Good.
- "狗又吃了鱼子酱" - 这就对了 - The dog ate the caviar. - There you go.
Yeah.
你之前说要调查这些人的动机 So, you said you were gonna be researching these folks for motive.
你查到什么了吗？ Did you find anything?
查到了 Yes, I did.
但查到的是他们每个人想杀死迈尔斯布隆的动机 But motives for each of them to want Miles Bron dead.
那他们为什么杀了她来保护迈尔斯？ Now why would they kill her to protect him?
我不明白 I just don't get it.
如果是迈尔斯干的呢？ What about Miles? What if he just did it?
是 也不能排除这个可能 但迈尔斯布隆不是傻子 Well, we can't rule it out, but Miles Bron is not an idiot.
之前庭审引起广泛关注 这时候杀人 To risk committing murder after a very public court case,
有可能曝光安迪的邮件 with the possibility of that email of Andi's coming to light,
这么做就太蠢了 would be an exceedingly stupid thing to do.
尤其如果有人愿意替他这么做 Especially if someone was willing to do it for him.
好了 给我讲讲这些日记 Come on. Walk me through these journals.
好 Okay.
大约十年前 在他们成功前 About ten years ago, before they all hit it big,
他们经常去这个酒吧 they used to hang together at this bar.
迈尔斯是这群人的头？ And Miles was leader of the pack?
不 安迪才是 No. Andi was.
他们都是安迪的朋友 They were all friends with Andi.
伯迪是个过气的模特 Birdie was a washed-up model.
杜克只知道打电竞比赛 Duke was a nerd doing video game tournaments.
克莱尔刚输掉市议会竞选 Claire just lost a race for city council.
莱昂内尔是代课老师 Lionel was a substitute teacher.
他们当时都30多岁 事业不顺 All of them run aground in their thirties.
但安迪看出了他们的潜力 找到了他们 But Andi saw their potentials. She found them all.
- Hi! - Hey!
然后她找到了迈尔斯 把他介绍给了这群人 Then she found Miles. Introduced him to the group.
这是迈尔斯 This is Miles.
- 很高兴见到你 - 嗨 哥们 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Hey, bro.
我喜欢你的发型 I love your hair.
但一开始没人喜欢他 At first, nobody liked him.
…比他活得还长… …outlive the person…
他说了一些话 He'd say stuff like…
我想创造出 I want to be responsible for something
能跟蒙娜丽莎相提并论的作品成为永恒 that gets talked about in the same breath as the Mona Lisa. Forever.
这是什么意思？ What does that even mean?
意思是不朽 It just means immortality.
他想创造出持久的东西 He wants to create something that feels lasting, that feels...
他的第一个项目是在电影网站上推广足底按摩 His first venture was Moviefone for foot massages.
- 成功了吗？- 没有 - Did it work? - No!
听着 咱们先配合他 Okay, listen, let's just roll with it.
顺着他 看看情况如何 Let's humor him. Let's see where it goes. Let's see what happens.
- 嗨 朋友们 - 开始有转机了 - Hey, team. - And things started happening.
他给伯迪的设计弄来了时装展 效果很好 He got Birdie a show for her designs. It did well.
让莱昂内尔的文章出版了给杜克开办了Twitch账户 Got Lionel published. Duke set up at Twitch.
让克莱尔在当地竞选成功 Claire elected locally.
…我也爱你 …at you. I love you back!
都是小事 但确实有所改变 You know, small stuff, but it happened.
然后出现了重大转机 And then the big thing happened.
你在写什么呢？ What is that you're working on?
♪ He told me ♪
♪ Let the children lose it ♪
♪ Let the children use it ♪
♪ Let all the children boogie ♪
基于那张餐巾纸上的想法 安迪和迈尔斯创办了阿尔法 So based on the napkin idea, Andi and Miles created Alpha.
大获成功 他们也捎上了其他人 It blows up. They bring everyone along for the ride.
迈尔斯的野心越来越大 Miles' aspirations keep getting bigger and bigger.
切到两年前 Cut to two years ago,
迈尔斯在秘鲁的一个通灵仪式上 见到了一个挪威科学家 Miles meets some sketchy Norwegian scientist at an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru
他向迈尔斯兜售了一个新型氢燃料的点子 who sells him on this whole new hydrogen fuel.
迈尔斯痴迷于这个点子 - Hmm. - He becomes obsessed.
他愿意投入公司的全部资源以推出这个燃料 And he's willing to give the company's entire resources to launch this thing.
投资合同 阿尔法全额投资"净化"氢燃料
不行 No.
安迪 拜托 这就是未来！ Andi. Andi, come on. This is it!
不 这不是创业计划 这能炸毁整个世界 No, no, no. This is not a start-up. This could blow up the world.
对的 Yeah.
不！我刚才不是比喻 这玩意真能炸毁整个世界！ No! Literally, Miles. This could blow up the world!
不能再让你释放狂放的精神能量了 我不会让你这么做 The reality-distortion field ends here. I can't let you do this.
你不会让我是什么意思？ What… What do you mean you can't let me?
我走人 I'll walk.
我带走一半的公司来阻止你这么做 And I'll take half the company to stop you from using it for this.
她说到做到 天哪 我喜欢她这样 And she did it. And, God, I love that she did it.
她发现迈尔斯和律师团在准备合同 Then she found out Miles had the lawyers work the contract
要把她踢出公司 so she was cut out the company completely.
所以她控告了他们？ So she sued over that?
整个案子的核心 Her whole case was based on
就是公司创立概念的知识产权 intellectual ownership of the company's founding idea.
她在餐巾纸上写下的概念 Her idea on the napkin.
她当时没有私藏 Which she didn't keep.
迈尔斯当时非常激动 他想到了一个点子 Miles was very excited. He had an idea.
所以他抓过餐巾纸 Uh, so he grabbed a napkin,
在上面写下了一些东西 然后给我们看 and he, uh, he scribbled something on it to show us.
- 撒谎！法官大人 她在撒谎 - 肃静 律师 请你的委托人… - That's a lie! Your Honor, it's a lie. - Order! Counsel, get your client...
看着我的眼睛 克莱尔！你知道你在撒谎！ Look me in the eye, Claire! You know it's a lie!
她在撒谎 It's a lie.
你还记得吗 科迪先生 那张餐巾纸上的内容是谁写的？ And do you recall, Mr. Cody, who wrote this napkin?
记得 迈尔斯 Yeah, Miles.
是迈尔斯 Uh, it was Miles.
迈尔斯 Miles.
那是三月 This was March.
判决刚下来 And right after the verdict,
迈尔斯突然找到了餐巾纸 上面是他的笔迹… Miles suddenly found the napkin written in his handwriting
天价餐巾纸：迈尔斯发迹史
…并接受了很多相关采访 and did all those interviews about it.
毫不遮掩地捏造事实 A bald-faced fabrication.
一个彻头彻尾的谎言 但有用 A damn lie, and it worked.
创新者困境
主题：找到了
所以"颠覆者"里的每个人都作伪证 So… every one of The Disruptors perjured themselves
来诋毁安迪 保护迈尔斯布隆 to destroy Andi and shield Miles Bron.
你和我得找出原因 动机 We… You and I, we need to find out why. Motive.
谁的动机强到要铤而走险杀人？ Whose was strong enough to go one step further and commit murder?
下面比较麻烦 And then, this will be tricky,
要找出她死亡当晚每个人都在哪儿 everyone's whereabouts on the night of her death.
谁那晚可能去安迪家？机会 Who could have been at Andi's house that night? Opportunity.
嫌疑人 动机 机会 - Our suspects, motive, opportunity… Hey! - Mm-hmm.
- 这像"妙探寻凶"的线索本 - 是 - This kinda looks like that Clue notepad. - Yes, yes, yes.
你一定很会玩这个游戏吧？ You must be really great at Clue, huh?
我很不擅长愚蠢的事 这是我的致命弱点 I'm very bad at dumb things. My Achilles' heel.
挑钩 到处乱跑 去各个房间搜查 Ticking boxes, running around, searching all the rooms.
这游戏好无聊 It's just a terrible, terrible game.
但我的学生喜欢 Well, my students love it.
我害怕 I'm scared.
我理解 I understand.
这是你退出的最后机会 This is your last chance to back out.
天哪 坐船真受不了 Oh, God. Boats.
大胆之举 Ballsy move.
你不该来 You shouldn't be here.
杜克和伯迪 他们好像在探查我 或者他们就是混蛋而已 Duke and Birdie, I think they're onto me. Or they were just being assholes.
这两者并不互斥 Well, that's not mutually exclusive.
听着 我猜我们都安顿好后 Now, look, I suspect, when we're all settling in,
布隆会单独请我过去 让我解释我怎么会来 Bron's going to pull me aside to explain my presence.
这是你打探的好机会 That is your chance to snoop.
打探？ Snoop?
打探 Snoop.
打探 Snooping. Snoop.
好了 开始 Okay, here we go.
- Hey. - Hi.
安迪 Andi.
是 Yes.
我是威士忌 我们没正式见过 I'm Whiskey. We didn't really meet.
- 你在找泳池吗？- 是 - Are you looking for the pool? - I am.
- 你想走走吗？- 好啊 - Do you want to walk? - Sure.
你想喝这个吗？我不太喜欢 闻起来像达罗的味儿 Do you want this? I'm not into it. It smells like that guy Derol.
你的项链很漂亮 你是金牛座？ That's a beautiful necklace. You're a Taurus?
是 迈尔斯送我的 Yeah. Um, Miles got it for me.
他在我的生日派对上给了我惊喜 He, um, surprised me for my birthday.
他把整个顶楼公寓铺满了玫瑰 He filled his entire penthouse apartment with roses.
好贴心 It was very cute.
他人很好 他很复杂 He's a really good guy. He's complicated.
但… But…
我觉得他们对你很过分 I think it's really shitty what they all did to you.
那么对待你 And how they all treated you.
我读了你案子的法庭记录 他们捅了你一刀 I read your court transcripts, and you got shanked.
谢谢 威士忌 Thanks, Whiskey.
这是我第二次参与这种活动 去年是游艇聚会 Yeah, this is my second one of these things. We did a yacht thing last year.
听起来挺好玩的 Well, that sounds fun.
不 No.
当他们聚到一起时 才是最糟的 I mean, when they're all together, it's kind of the worst.
杜克只是把我当花瓶 他们就直接无视我 Duke just treats me like arm candy, and they just ignore me.
- 你为什么要忍？- 忍受和杜克的关系？ - Why do you put up with it? - With Duke?
我在打造自己的品牌 他让我更频繁地在他的频道出镜 I'm building my brand, and he's putting me on his channel more often.
不过他在严重倾向男权主义 Though, he's leaning harder right into this mandom stuff.
如果我最终要参政 If I'm going to go into politics eventually,
我不想走这条路 I don't think that's a road I wanna go down.
这是捷径 但也是场烂戏 It's expeditious, but it's kind of a shitshow.
- 泳池到了 - 我再走会儿 - Oh, here's the pool. - I'm gonna walk around a little longer.
- 稍后见 - 好 - I'll catch you over there. - Okay.
很高兴跟你聊天 威士忌 Hey, it's really great talking to you, Whiskey.
我也是 You too.
咚！ Dong!
天哪！ Oh my God!
真的 Really.
混蛋 Asshole.
现在才像场派对 Now it's a party.
我做了 两周前 I did it. Two weeks ago, I did it.
你签字批准了发电厂 You signed off on the power plant.
对 等新闻爆出之后 嘭 Yep. When this thing breaks, poof.
我所有的支持者都会不见 草根左翼？走了 My whole base is gone. The grassroots lefties? Gone.
我也做了 I did it too.
做了什么？ Did what?
我同意 在载人飞行器上使用"净化"燃料 I signed off on putting Klear in a manned mission.
- 我的下属还不知道 - 该死的 - The staff doesn't know it yet. - Oh, God damn it.
咱们祈祷安迪对"净化"的看法是错的 Let's just pray that Andi was wrong about this Klear stuff.
不 她是对的 No, she was right.
它以气体形式进入家庭管道 You put its gas form into household piping,
会严重泄漏到空气中 氢粒子太小了 there's massive leakage into the air. The hydrogen particles are too small.
氢燃料？ Hydrogen gas?
莱昂内尔 我为此出卖了灵魂 Lionel. I sold my soul for this.
你是说这可能炸毁普通居民的家？ You're telling me that it could literally turn people's homes into the Hindenburg?
我能应付他 别担心 I will take care of him. Don't worry.
曾经… There was a time, you know, back when…
上杂志的是我 他只是无名小卒 I was the one on magazines. He was nobody.
他是我掌心的玩物 He was this little thing in my hand.
我更喜欢那样 I preferred that.
安迪！你好啊 Andi! Hi!
哇！你可真会打探 Wow! No. You're really good at this.
你找到了威士忌的料 还找到了 莱昂内尔和克莱尔的动机 This is interesting stuff about Whiskey and motives for both Lionel and Claire.
干得好！ Well done!
这些是动机？我有点糊涂了 Those were motives? Because I was kind of confused.
不 他们孤注一掷 如果迈尔斯失败 他们就完了 Oh, no, they bet the farm and will both be ruined along with Miles if he fails.
他们都需要不计代价保护他 They need to protect him at all costs.
但我还是想象不出他们杀了她 But I can't imagine them killing her. I just can't.
想想犯罪的本质 Think of the crime, the nature of it.
他们来道歉 来讲和 No, they've come to apologize, to make amends.
而谋杀是非暴力的 And the murder itself, it's nonviolent.
甚至是和缓的 Gentle even.
他们甚至不用亲见她的死亡 They don't even see her die.
她只是睡着了 She just goes to sleep.
不 No. No.
他们当然能轻松干出这事 They're all more than capable.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
我记得你之前说你不喝酒？ I thought you said you didn't drink?
这个？这不是酒 这是时髦健康饮料 Oh, this? This isn't a drink. This is some funky health stuff.
不 给我 No, you give me that.
这是带酒的康普茶 杰瑞德莱托的带酒康普茶 That's hard kombucha. That's Jared Leto's hard kombucha.
什么玩意啊？酒精含量9% What is it that? That's 9% alcohol or so…
别碰 你喝了多少？ Get off that. How many of these things you had?
我不知道 但我感觉很好 I don't know, but I feel fine.
好吗？我们得专注 Okay? We need to focus.
我们得专注 我们得找到他们的作案机会 We need to focus. We need to find the O's, the opportunities.
我们得撬开他们的嘴 该刺激他们了 We got to open them up. It's time to push.
不 现在不能刺激任何人 No, no, no. We're not pushing anything right now.
听着 我感觉很好 Listen, I feel good.
也许你该躺会儿 I think maybe you should lie down.
- 我们没时间了 布兰克！- 海伦！ - We're running out of time, Blanc! - Helen!
海伦 Helen…
求你了 Please.
你要考虑到危险 Think of the danger here.
退一步 让我处理 You gotta step back and let me handle this.
谁也别刺激 Push nothing.
人们会要你停下来 They're gonna tell you to stop.
甚至你的搭档都会说"你要停下来" Even your partner will say, "You need to stop."
因为真相是 Because as it turns out,
没人希望你颠覆系统 nobody wants you to break the system itself.
但那才是真正的颠覆 But that is what true disruption is.
那才把我们连结在了一起 And that is what unites all of us.
我们都跨越了那条线 We all got to that line and crossed it.
安迪 Andi…
等等！ Wait! Wait.
等等？不 你等等！ Wait? No, you wait!
那天在法庭 你甚至不敢看我的眼睛 That day in court, you couldn't even look me in the eye.
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
你想谈谈那封邮件吗？ You want to talk about the email?
Oh.
现在你想谈谈那封邮件了？你甚至没回复我 So now you want to talk about the email? You didn't even write back.
我是政客 I'm a politician.
我从不在邮件里发 I never email anything
任何我不想见报的东西 that I wouldn't want to see on the front page of The Times.
所以我给你打电话了 That's why I called.
我们都打电话了 就在我们收到邮件后 打了一遍又一遍 We all did. Right after we got it, over and over.
你…你的电话打不通 接下来一整周都打不通 You… Your phone was off, and then the whole next week.
我换号码了 Yeah, I've got a new number.
发现打不通 我就直接去了你家 And when we couldn't reach you, I went to your house.
莱昂内尔和我同时到的 那时杜克已经到了 Lionel and I got there at the same time. Duke was already there.
- 安迪！- 安迪？ - Andi! - Hey, Andi?
没开灯 我使劲砸门 都快砸坏了 The lights were out. I was pounding so hard, I almost broke it down.
安迪！ Andi!
我们又敲又喊了一个小时都没反应 我们就走了 We knocked, waited, and called for you, but after an hour, we left.
伯迪之后又回去查看 还是一样 Birdie came back later on to check. It was the same thing.
- 你当时到底在哪儿 安迪？- 你什么时候到的？ - Where the hell were you, Andi? - What time did you get there?
我不知道 天已经黑了 I don't know. It was dark.
杜克 And, Duke,
你当时已经到了？ you were already there?
他开着摩托车飞奔过去 He almost got in an accident on his motorcycle,
都差点出车祸了 he was driving so fast.
我差点被压扁了 Andi, I almost got pancaked.
好的 你们能为我重复一遍刚才的话吗？ Okay, okay. Can you say all that one more time for me, please?
听着 Look.
我不知道你来这儿是想玩什么把戏 I don't know what you're planning on pulling being here,
但我们需要谈谈 but we need to talk about this.
如果我那晚应门了 If I would've answered the door that night,
你会对我说 "抱歉 我为了迈尔斯背叛了你" would you have said, "I'm sorry. I back you with Miles."
还是你来只是为了 Or were you just showing up
阻止我利用那个信封？ so you could stop me from using that envelope?
有点不对劲 Something's off.
我有不好的预感 I don't like it.
她打的什么主意？ What's she playing at?
请保持水域清洁 Please, keep our water clean. Please…
布兰克！ Blanc!
请保持水域清洁 Please, keep our water clean.
我记得她就说了这么多 That's everything she said, I think.
我觉得你可能就该喝酒 你干得太棒了 I think maybe you should take up drinking. You're just killing it.
莱昂内尔和克莱尔从没单独在场 但杜克早到了 伯迪晚去了 Lionel and Claire were never there alone. But Duke came early and Birdie came late.
但他们也可能提早到 先杀了你姐姐 But they could've gotten there early, killed your sister,
在外面绕几圈 等到别人来了再开回来 circled away and then waited for the other to arrive.
跟小威一起健身
靠 Shit.
我就是觉得哪里有点不对劲 Something is just teasing the edge of my brain.
但又说不清 我说不清 This… this case confounds me. It just confounds me.
我们没找到杜克或伯迪的动机 所以… We don't have a motive for Duke or Birdie, so...
你们俩有人想健身吗？ Do either of you two want to do a session or what?
我是按小时收费的 I'm on the clock.
不 现在不想 No, not right now.
或许之后吧 Maybe later.
随便 反正是你的钱 不是我的 All right. It's your money, not mine.
我要是见到杰瑞德莱托一定揍他一顿 什么破康普茶酒啊 Ugh. Oh, if I ever meet Jared Leto, I'm gonna whoop his kombucha-brewing ass.
所有传真机共享一个号码 One number. All his machines.
你看一下 找到了 安迪布兰德
爱你 安迪 亲亲抱抱
天哪 Holy shit.
那天下午 就在安迪发出邮件后的几分钟 From that afternoon, just minutes after Andi sent the email.
莱昂内尔传过来的… Lionel. Lionel faxed it...
等一下 这也一定不代表他…蹲下 Now hold on, it doesn't necessarily mean he… Get down.
就现在 去找他 Right now. Go to him. Do what you gotta do,
做你该做的 逼那个混蛋 逼他给个答复 push that son of a bitch. Just get an answer out of him.
听着 宝贝 我们真的需要这个 所以再为我做最后一次 好吗？ Look, babe. We really need this. So do this for me one last time, okay?
好 我爱… All right. I love...
过来 Come here.
你会为了我这么做吗？ Are you gonna do it for me?
不行 Mm-hmm.
拜托 Not that.
- Hmm? - Huh-uh.
Oh, come on, come on.
他只想要这个 It's all he wants.
他的YouTube频道快不行了 他需要曝光 The YouTube channel's dying. He needs the exposure.
让他上阿尔法新闻吧 宝贝 深夜档就行 Just put him on Alpha News, baby. Just a late-night spot.
你知道凭他做的事 他值得这个曝光 And you know he's earned it. With what he did.
听着 Listen, listen.
我在构建新闻未来 I am building the future of news.
我不能在其中混入犀牛角壮阳药 I can't have rhino-horn-boner-pill karma in the mix.
明白吗？ See? See?
他是我忠实的朋友 但我不能让他上阿尔法新闻 明白吗？ Like, he is my loyal friend, but I can't put him on Alpha News. Okay?
没法阻止 佩格 There's no stopping it, Peg.
我再也受不了了 我不干了 I can't do this anymore. I'm done.
- 佩格！- 不要跟我说话！ - Peg! - Don't. Just don't talk to me!
- 等等 佩格！- 十年了 - Wait! Peg! - - Ten years! Ten years!
十年了 我的心理医生说 这是不健康的关系 My therapist says this is a toxic relationship.
- 别这样！- 别跟着我 伯迪！ - Don't be like that! - Don't follow me. Birdie!
我不干了！ I quit! I quit!
我是想向碧昂斯致敬 但人们… It was a tribute to Beyoncé, but people…
迈尔斯说"只有那样她才能脱身" 是什么意思？ What did Miles mean, "This is her only chance"?
哪有什么意思？ What does anything mean?
伯迪 如果你不告诉我 我直接打你的脸！ I swear to God, I'll punch you in the face if you do not… tell me!
我会签署那份声明 I am going to sign the statement.
不！这会毁了我们… No! That will destroy us. There's no coming...
新闻会爆出去！没法阻止！ The story is gonna break! There's no stopping it!
我们就按老办法走 We will do what we always do.
否认 半推半就地道歉 然后沉默一阵子 Deny, half-apologize, and then go silent awhile.
我来处理 你… I will handle this. You…
这是什么？ What is this?
我的秘密手机 It's my secret phone.
屏幕上是什么？ What is this?
两年前轻松裤合约商发给我的邮件 An email from the Sweetie Pants contractor two years ago.
"杰小姐 我写邮件通知你 此前提议的孟加拉国工厂 "Miss Jay, I'm writing to inform you that the proposed Bangladesh factory
臭名远扬 是世界上最大的苦力工厂之一 is notoriously one of the world's biggest sweatshops."
请指示" "Please advise."
你回复："太好了 谢谢" And then you replied, "Sounds perfect. Thanks."
你还敲上了表情符号 With your Memoji dabbing.
伯迪 Birdie,
你千万别告诉我 你以为"苦力"指的是 做运动裤付出的劳动力 please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.
天哪 Oh my God.
迈尔斯会补偿我的 Miles is going to pay me off.
他说如果我为苦力工厂背黑锅 He said if I take full responsibility for the sweatshops,
我的股票值多少钱 他就付我多少钱 he'll pay me the value of my shares.
也就是三千万 Thirty million.
为了自救 我会不择手段 I will do whatever I have to do to save myself,
他是我唯一的救命稻草 and he is my only lifeline.
- 能把秘密手机给我吗？- 不行 - Can I have my secret phone back? - No.
"妙探寻凶"里可没这种事 This never happens in Clue.
所以这是个糟糕的游戏 That's because it's a terrible game.
他们都有动机保护迈尔斯 They all had a motive to protect Miles.
他们当晚都在 现在怎么办 侦探？ They were all there that night. So what now, detective?
那个信封 The envelope.
无论谁杀了你姐姐 拿走信封保护迈尔斯 Whoever killed your sister took that envelope to protect Miles,
都不会轻易把信封毁掉 and they wouldn't just destroy it.
肯定要拿给他看 让他知道自己为他做了什么 They would want him to see what they'd done for him.
那个人把信封带到这儿了 They brought it here. It's here.
我们该怎么调查呢？ So how are we supposed to find it?
除非有人晚餐时带了手提箱 Well, unless someone brings an attaché case to dinner,
不然就没法随身携带这种尺寸的信封 they won't have an envelope that size on their person.
所以肯定把信封藏房间里了 They'll have to hide it in their room.
所以今天的晚餐… So, at dinner tonight…
安迪 我希望还是威士忌苏打 Andi. I'm hoping it's still whiskey soda.
你需要保持清醒 随时警惕 You need to keep your head clear and stay sharp.
因为你得找一个方式 Because you have to find a way.
我想要真相！ I want the truth!
我可以告诉你 I can give you that.
一个令他们极不舒服的方式登场 A way that is so painfully uncomfortable
这样就没人会怀疑或跟踪你 that nobody will question it or follow you.
你挑事 然后消失 - Pick a fight. And lose. - I'm tired of pretending.
我们必须找到信封 We have to find that envelope.
你输了 这就是真相 You're the loser. That's the truth.
这才是我认识的安迪 There she is. There's the Andi I know.
他是个混蛋 威士忌 离开他 He's a son of a bitch, Whiskey. Leave his ass.
把他们的房间翻个底掉 一定要快速细致 Search their rooms. Ransack them, fast and thorough.
不用担心翻乱 Don't worry about being neat.
嗨 Hey.
嗨 抱歉打扰 Hi. Sorry.
想跟我待会儿 还是… Want to hang out or…
该死 Damn it.
37条短信 21通未接来电
怎么回事？ What the hell?
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靠 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
安迪？ Andi?
咚！ Dong!
我可以解释 I can explain this.
Huh?
等一下 威士忌 派对结束了？ Wait a minute. Whiskey, is the party over?
没有 我走了 No. No. I left.
杜克… Duke…
我不在杜克身边 因为我不能… 他不该是这个下场 I left Duke because I couldn't… He didn't deserve this.
我该怎么告诉他妈妈？ How am I going to tell his mom?
听着 他活该是这个下场 好吗？他是混蛋 我可不为他遗憾 Hey, hey, hey. Yes, he did. Okay? He is a bastard. I don't feel sorry for him.
他活该是这个下场 没有他 你会活得更好 He deserved what he got, and you are better off without him.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
干什么？ What the fuck?
别杀我！求你别杀我！ Please don't kill me! Oh my God, please don't kill me!
我没想杀你 疯婊子！ I'm not trying to kill you, you crazy bitch!
安迪？ Andi?
安迪！ Andi!
布兰克 Blanc!
布兰克 你在哪儿？ Blanc, where are you? Where are you?
海伦！听着 现在非常危险 你拿了杜克的枪吗？ Helen! Listen, there's great danger. Did you take Duke's gun?
我为什么要拿杜克的枪？灯为什么灭了？ Why would I take Duke's gun? And why are the lights out?
杜克死了 Duke is dead.
什么？ What?
没时间解释了 你找到信封了吗？ No time. Did you find the envelope?
没有 我每个房间都搜过了 哪里都没有 No, I searched every room. It's not there.
我真蠢！还有一个房间没搜 Oh, I've been a fool! There's one more room to search.
他们已经交给迈尔斯了 就在玻璃洋葱里 They already gave it to Miles. It's in the Glass Onion.
如果我能引开他们 你就能去找… If I can distract everyone, and you can get up there and find it...
但这也说明不了是谁交给他的 No, but that doesn't tell us who gave it to him.
布兰克 我不明白 Blanc, I don't understand.
你一定要相信我 事实很清楚 Please. Trust me. It's all in plain sight.
我们只需要最后一块拼图 但只有你能… We only need one last piece of information, but only you can...
混蛋！ Son of a bitch!
布兰克 快去追啊！ Blanc, go chase him!
你在干什么？别让他跑了 What are you doing? Don't let him get away.
雷纳辣酱
杀手以为你死了 The killer thinks you're dead.
我们用它来伪装 This is our cover.
我能为你争取五分钟左右 让你单独进入玻璃洋葱 但你… I can buy you maybe five minutes alone in the Glass Onion, but you have to...
- 给我 - 你得找到那个信封 - Give me that. - You have to find that envelope.
- 我会的 - 这… - I will. - That's it…
不 给我 Oh, no, give me that. Give me that.
肯定能演得很好 This'll be good.
Oh. Oh. Oh!
真要命！ Shitballs!
布兰克 Blanc…
好的 Yes.
天哪 Oh, God.
天哪 安迪 God, Andi.
大家都进去 Everyone, inside right now.
- 我们不应该… - 她又动不了 - Shouldn't we... - She's not going anywhere.
进去 Inside.
该了结这事了 It's time to finish this.
真要命 Shitballs.
这不合理啊 It makes no sense.
这一切都非常合理 This makes perfect sense.
杜克 安迪 这个周末 Duke, Andi, this weekend,
这个荒谬的游戏在我们来到这个岛之前就开始了 this ridiculous game that started well before we set foot on this island.
你能给我们解释一下吗 侦探？ Will you explain it to us all then, detective?
不 我能一层层剥开事件的外壳 No, I can peel back the layers,
我能带大家走进事实 但最终的核心 I can take it to a point, but what lies at the center,
谁杀了卡桑德拉布兰德 只有一个人能告诉我们 only one person can tell us who killed Cassandra Brand.
谁？ Who?
我不停回想玻璃洋葱 Well, I keep returning, in my mind, to the Glass Onion.
它似乎层层叠叠 神秘又复杂 Something that seems densely layered, mysterious and inscrutable.
但它的核心一目了然 But in fact, the center is in plain sight.
到底在哪儿？ Where? Where?
所以这个案子让我前所未有地困惑 And that is why this case has confounded me like no other.
复杂的外层一层层揭开后 Why every complex layer peeled back has revealed
内里却空无一物 another layer and another layer and come to naught.
这就是问题所在 And that was the problem, right there.
你瞧 我以为会看到复杂性 You see, I expected complexity.
看到智慧 看到谜题 看到谋划 I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game.
但全部都没有 But that's not what any of this is.
真相不藏在复杂背后 It hides not behind complexity,
而清楚不过地 藏在显而易见的愚蠢背后 but behind mind-numbing obvious clarity.
真相甚至都没有隐藏 Truth is, it doesn't hide at all.
就在我面前 供我直视 I was staring right at it.
杀手差点就击中我的致命弱点了 The killer nearly struck my Achilles' heel.
但感谢上帝 最后时刻 But thank high heaven, at the last moment,
我意识到了 我一直感觉不对劲的地方在哪儿 I realized what had teased my brain through this entire case…
"感会" "Inbreathiate."
这甚至不是个词 It's not a word.
什么？ What?
但我们能不能花片刻时间 一起充分感会一下此刻？ Can we just take a second and fully inbreathiate this moment?
没有这个词 It's not a real word.
听起来像个词 但其实完全是编造的 It kind of sounds like one, but it's just entirely made up.
下面是"总理" Now "reclamation,"
这个 now, well, that…
确实是个词 但你用错了 That is a word, but it's the wrong word.
这是我目前所有成就的总理 This place is the full reclamation of everything I've achieved up to now.
这一整天 This entire day…
飞越的侦探 The predefinite detective.
就像进了地雷阵 到处都能碰上瞎编的词、用错的词 A veritable minefield of malapropisms…
这就是拄点 The infraction point.
还有事实错误 …and factual errors.
晒晒太阳 在爱奥尼亚海里游泳 Bask in the sun, swim in the Ionian Sea.
那是爱琴海 That is the Aegean Sea.
对啊 Oh, yeah, it is. It is.
他的码头浮不起来 他的神奇燃料是场灾难 His dock doesn't float. His wonder-fuel is a disaster.
他那套颠覆理论最多是种鸡汤 His grasp of disruption theory is remedial at best.
谜题盒子不是他自己设计的 谋杀故事不是他自己写的 He didn't design the puzzle boxes. He didn't write the mystery.
没错！这些都说得通了 这才是整个案子的关键 Et voilà! It all adds up. The key to this entire case.
就在我面前注视着我 And it was staring me right in the face.
跟世界上所有人一样 Like everyone in the world,
我以为迈尔斯布隆是个复杂的天才 I assumed Miles Bron was a complicated genius.
但怎么会呢？ But why?
看看这座玻璃洋葱空旷的中心 Look into the clear center of this Glass Onion…
迈尔斯布隆是个蠢货 Miles Bron is an idiot.
行了 就告诉我们谁想杀我 Oh, please. Just tell us who tried to kill me.
没人想杀你 你这个自以为是的小丑 Nobody tried to kill you, you vainglorious buffoon.
杜克喝了我那杯酒！ Duke took my glass!
这是你告诉我们的 That's what you told us he did.
就在出事后 你告诉我们 "他不小心拿错了" He must've picked it up by mistake, you told us, right after it happened.
看看裙摆飞扬 伯迪 再转一次 看啊 Look at that dress spin. Birdie, do that again. Watch this.
你那么告诉了我们 And after you said those words,
我们就认为我们看到了那个画面 但大家想想！ that's what we all remember seeing, but think!
忘了他的谎言 大家现在仔细想想 Ignore his lies, everyone, and think clearly now.
我们到底看见了什么？ What did we all actually see?
哇 看看裙摆飞扬 伯迪 转得太好看了 Wow! Look at that dress spin. Birdie, that's amazing.
你就… Just…
你把你的杯子给了杜克 You handed Duke your own glass.
清清楚楚 就在我们眼前 Clear as crystal. Right in front of our eyes.
当着我们所有人的面 厚颜无耻地编造事实 All of us. And then told a bald-faced fabrication.
而我们都信了 And it worked.
布兰克 你是说迈尔斯杀了杜克？ Blanc, are you telling us Miles killed Duke?
- 是 - 为什么？ - Yes. - Why?
因为就在安迪给你们发邮件那晚 Because the night Andi sent you all the emails,
杜克骑摩托早到了安迪家 when Duke got to Andi's house early on his motorcycle…
他看见了迈尔斯离开 …he saw Miles leaving.
迈尔斯差点撞到他 Was almost struck by him.
其实他已经公开告诉了我们 In fact, he told all of us. Right out in the open, he told us.
经典 Iconic.
还记得那晚你差点开着它压扁了我 就在安… Remember that night you almost pancaked me with it on the road outside of Andi's?
安德森库珀的生日派对 Anderson Cooper's birthday? Mm-hmm.
其实是那晚 在安迪家 That night, at Andi's.
杜克跟我们说他那晚差点出事了 That night, Duke told us he almost got in an accident.
他…压扁了？ He… pancaked?
但迈尔斯在过去六个月一直住在希腊 Yeah, but Miles had been living in Greece the past six months.
不 威士忌 No. Whiskey.
迈尔斯在你生日那天去纽约看你 Miles saw you on your birthday in New York.
送了你这条项链作生日礼物 你是金牛座 Gave you that necklace for your birthday. And you're a Taurus.
我是 I am.
就在两周前 Two weeks ago.
- 别管氢燃料 - 就在5月9日 - Forget the hydrofuels… - May 9th.
别管苦力工厂 …and the sweatshops,
也别管为了上新闻两厢情愿的外遇 and the consensual cuckolding for cable news assignments.
你说什么？ Sorry, what?
关注 And focus
信封 on the envelope.
操！ Holy shit!
到底什么是真的？ What is reality?
安迪？ Andi?
这个信封威胁到谁了？ Who did the envelope threaten?
迈尔斯布隆 Miles Bron.
就在那晚 莱昂内尔把安迪的邮件 传给了迈尔斯 他在纽约看到了 That night, Lionel faxed Andi's email to Miles who received it in New York.
那个东西可以毁了他的谎言帝国 The one thing that could destroy his empire of lies,
而唯一不怕说出真相的人掌握着它 the truth in the hands of the only person unafraid to tell it.
所以迈尔斯开着他的宝贝小蓝保时捷 So Miles drives his Baby Blue Porsche
到了犯罪现场 而安迪让他进去了 to the scene of the crime, and Andi lets him in.
她当然会开门 Of course she did.
迈尔斯的律师和权力机器 Miles' machine of lawyers and power
只通过愚蠢的力量就能毁掉她 could destroy her through sheer dumb force.
但迈尔斯自己？她足够聪明 根本不怕迈尔斯 But Miles himself? Oh, she was clever enough not to fear Miles.
但她没看到真正的威胁 显而易见的威胁 直到为时已晚 But she didn't see the real threat, the obvious threat until it was too late.
只有杜克知道那晚你过来了 但他还不知道安迪死了 Duke alone knew you were there that night, but he didn't know Andi was dead.
不 他之前不知道 但今晚知道了 No, no, he didn't know that until this evening.
就在这儿知道的 他手机的谷歌快讯推送 Right here, when he got a Google Alert on his phone,
而这个手机已经奇怪地静音了 which has now fallen strangely silent.
他给你看的 And which he showed to you…
因为你没手机 …because you don't own a phone.
杜克！不！ Duke! No!
他真觉得他能向大家瞒住安迪的死讯？ Did he really think he could stop all of them from finding out about Andi's death?
他们都有手机 They all have phones.
- 我的手机呢？- 佩格 - Where's my phone? - Peggy.
- 给我手机！- 还是不行 - Phone! - Still no.
他不用瞒住死讯 He didn't need to hide the death.
杜克在临死前把安迪的死讯告诉了他 He just needed to hide that Duke had shown him the death
他只需隐瞒这个事实 moments before he was killed.
就在大家面前 杜克给他看了 Right out in the open, Duke showed him.
改变了局面吧？ That changes things, right?
当然 It sure does.
而你直接说了他想听的答案作为他沉默的回报 And told him exactly what he wanted in return for his silence.
这样的数字也许我们可以谈谈阿尔法新闻了？ Numbers like this. Maybe we can talk Alpha News?
当然了 抱一个 You bet your ass. Come here.
迈尔斯做了什么？ So what does Miles do?
他在杜克的酒里下了致命毒药？有钱人研制的玩意？ Does he keep a vial of poison in his tooth or something? Is that a rich person thing?
不 只是…比你想的蠢多了 No, no, no, no, it's just… It's so much stupider than that.
伯迪 你的古巴微风拿什么调的？ Birdie, what are the ingredients to your Cuban Breeze?
伏特加、杏仁利口酒 Um, vodka, amaretto.
天哪 Oh, God.
菠萝汁
还有…菠萝汁 And… pineapple juice.
没有菠萝吧？我没法吃菠萝 No pineapple in that, right? Duke don't dance with pineapple.
过敏 An allergy.
他连一滴都不能喝 He can't even have a drop.
菠萝汁！ Pineapple juice!
他就把菠萝汁放进了他的威士忌中 He just put pineapple juice in his whiskey.
太蠢了 It's so dumb.
太蠢了 又太聪明了 Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant.
不！只是蠢！ No! It's just dumb!
"明显自杀身亡 她还留下一个妹妹 海伦" "Died of an apparent suicide. She is survived by her sister, Helen."
海伦 Helen.
你跟我讲过海伦 你妹妹… You told me about Helen, your sister...
等等！ Oh, wait!
女士们、先生们 这位是海伦布兰德 Helen Brand, ladies and gentlemen.
下面聊聊你对海伦的谋杀未遂 And now we come to Helen's attempted murder,
我必须得称赞你一下 你确实想得比较周到 which, I have to give you credit for, did have a sound foundation of thought.
你意识到机会就在你面前 You realized the opportunity laid out in front of you.
你在与世隔绝的岛上有座房子 You have a house on a remote island,
周围有一群绝望的人 filled with desperate people,
他们都有理由害死这个女人 你… all of whom have a real-life reason to wish this woman harm. You...
而且还有一把上膛的枪 你触手可及 Furthermore, you have a loaded gun conveniently within reach.
灯也关掉了 And the lights had even been turned off.
你请了七个人过来 You've taken seven people,
每个人都有害死你的明确理由 each of whom has a real-life reason to wish you harm,
你把他们召集到一个与世隔绝的小岛 gathered them together on a remote island,
把谋杀这个想法植入了他们的头脑 and placed the idea of your murder in their heads.
就像在桌上放了一把上膛的枪 然后关了灯！ It's like putting a loaded gun on the table and turning off the lights!
天哪 Heavens to…
你这个傻到无以复加的 You dim-witted, brainless
混蛋！ jackass!
你唯一不耍任何花头的谋杀 Your one murder, with any panache at all,
还是完全偷了我的点子 and you stole the whole idea from me.
在这一切后 你…你还留着那个信封？ And after all that, you… You still kept the envelope?
你没烧了之类的？ You didn't burn it or anything?
你还认得这个吗？ You recognize this?
安迪的笔迹 Andi's handwriting.
抓到你了 混蛋 I got you, son of a bitch.
先等一下 小妞 好吗？ Oh, let's slow down there, sister. Okay?
首先 你怎么能证明这就是最初那张餐巾纸？ Because first, how could you ever prove that that's the original?
- 她可能抄了我的 - 不 - She might have copied mine. - No.
那个酒吧九年前关了 The bar closed nine years ago,
她的这份有一样你没有的东西 and hers has one thing that yours just doesn't.
好 但第二… Okay, but second…
- 他到底干了什么？- 他烧了餐巾纸！ - What the hell did he do? - He just burned it!
烧了什么？我什么也没看见 Burned what? I didn't see anything.
你烧了！ You burned it!
- 有人要祝酒吗？- 你这根本行不通 - Is someone making toast? - This will not stand.
你看到证据了？燃烧的餐巾纸 布兰克？ Uh-huh. Well, did you see this proof, this smoking napkin, Blanc?
没有 有人吗？ No. Did anybody?
那好 哇！ Okay, then wow!
哇！出现了一些很严重的指控 Wow! We got some big accusations flying around here.
不过 对于自己看见了什么 Except, everybody seems to have
大家似乎都只有模糊的回忆 a very foggy recollection of what they actually saw,
现在有的无非是间隔证据 and there's nothing but totally circumspective evidence.
所以如果我们只是在玩谋杀解谜游戏 So, if this was just us playing my murder mystery game,
这也是我们这周末本该干的 which we should have been doing all weekend,
那布兰克这次就赢了iPad Pro then Blanc wins an iPad Pro this time.
但这是现实世界 But this is the real world.
现实世界需要的可不只一个有头有尾的侦探故事 And in the real world, you need more than a neat, little detective story.
你需要证据 You need evidence.
而你…什么也没有 And you've got… nothing.
对吧？ Do you?
他说得对 He's right.
信封里的内容和他曾占有过信封 The contents of that envelope and his possession of it
是我们唯一的物证 were our only physical evidence.
对 Right.
想去报案？想上法庭？ Wanna take that to the cops? You wanna take it to the courts?
你选吧 Look, you pick your poison.
无论你去哪里 只会是你我各执一词 Anywhere you go, it's going to be your word against mine.
你觉得情况会怎么发展？ How do you think that's gonna go?
我觉得最后的结果会和安迪一样 I think it's gonna go about like it went for Andi.
天哪 Jesus.
我确实想说 And, I do want to say,
你姐姐是个复杂的女人 但她曾是我的一切 your sister was a complicated woman, but she meant the world to me.
请你节哀顺变 And I'm so sorry for your loss.
没人想站出来吗？ Nobody's stepping up?
举起手来 说"我看见他拿走了杜克的枪" Raise your hand and say, "I saw him take Duke's gun."
说"我那晚在安迪家看见了他" "I saw him that night at Andi's house."
说"我看见他烧掉了餐巾纸" "I saw the napkin before he burned it."
我们没… We didn't…
我们没看见 We… We didn't.
你们可以为了谎言撒谎 但你们不愿为了真相撒谎 You would lie for a lie, but you won't lie for the truth.
你们还是抓着他的钱不放 You're still holding on to his titties.
你们这群脑残 You shitheads.
布兰克 Blanc.
你得做点什么 I need you to do something.
抱歉 海伦 我给了你真相 I'm sorry, Helen. I gave you the truth.
我的权限到此为止 This is where my jurisdiction ends.
我得符合警方、法庭和整个体系的规定 I have to answer to the police, the courts, the system.
我无能为力 There's nothing I can do.
也许只能… Except maybe…
…给你一些勇气 offer you some courage.
提醒你为什么你姐姐当初要离开这里 And a reminder of why your sister walked away in the first place.
太好了！ Hell, yeah!
为什么不呢？ Why the hell not?
上 海伦！ Yeah, go, Helen! All right, go, Helen!
该死 这感觉太好了！ God damn, that felt good.
真的吗？ Oh, really?
- 你想加入吗？- 好啊 - You want to join in? - Yeah.
- 当然了 - 你来吧 - Oh, yeah. - You go.
我们应该…看着 迈尔斯！ Yeah, we should… Hey, Miles!
好吧 Okay.
我明白 朋友们 都发泄出来吧 I get it, guys. Let it all out.
爽！ Yes! Whoo!
恭喜你们！ Yay! Mazel tov!
动真格的了 Ooh, coming in real hot.
海伦 慢点 Helen, easy!
Whoa!
这应该是列勃拉斯的 I think that belonged to Liberace.
好 你们完了吗？ Okay, I… Are we done?
Whoa, whoa.
还没完 - We're not done. - Whoa, whoa.
你为什么… Why are you...
Ooh.
行了 你要干吗？ Okay. What?
你到底想干吗？ What? What is it? What do you want?
我们不… We're not...
天哪！ Oh my God! Whoa!
灭火器呢 迈尔斯？ Miles! Fire extinguisher. Miles?
安迪？ Andi?
海伦！ Uh, Helen!
- 灭火器？- 等等… - Fire extinguisher? - Wait...
天哪！ Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
海伦 不行！ Helen, God damn it!
拜托 海伦 Come on, Helen!
天哪！ Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
行了 住手！ Okay, stop!
住手 够了 Stop. Enough.
海伦 赶紧走 Helen, walk away.
是啊 Yeah.
提醒我为什么姐姐当初要离开这里 With a reminder of why my sister walked away in the first place.
靠！ Oh, shit!
要炸了 Hindenburg.
这是无烟花园 This is a smokeless garden.
这是无烟花园 这是无烟花园 This is a smokeless garden. This is a smokeless garden.
颠覆 Disruption.
这是无烟花园 This is a smokeless garden.
爽啊 Fuckin' A.
♪ Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa ♪
♪ Men have named you ♪
♪ You're so like the lady With a mystic smile ♪
♪ Is it only 'cause you're lonely They have blamed you ♪
♪ For that Mona Lisa strangeness In your smile ♪
♪ Do you smile To tempt a lover, Mona Lisa? ♪
♪ Or is this your way to hide ♪
♪ A broken heart? ♪
♪ Are you warm, are you real ♪
♪ Mona Lisa? ♪
♪ Or just a cold and lonely ♪
♪ Lovely work of art? ♪
♪ Mona Lisa ♪
真棒啊！真够摇滚的！ Oh, fantastic! Oh, that's so punk rock!
你觉得你是鳄鱼？ What? You think you're an alligator?
你以为你像黑帮一样弄死我了？不！ You think you popped me like a gangster? No!
幼稚！ You baby!
天真！ You child!
你现在感觉好点了？ You feel better now?
我希望你这个小婊子撒完气后这事就算结了 I hope your little bitch tantrum gave you closure
因为这无济于事！ 'cause it accomplished nothing!
你的未来燃料刚烧毁了 Your fuel of the future just barbecued
世界上最著名的画 你个蠢货 the world's most famous painting, you dumbass.
恭喜"净化"的发布 Congratulations on the public launch of Klear
和迈尔斯布隆的末日 and the end of Miles Bron.
你完蛋了 不过你的愿望实现了 You're ruined. And you did get your wish.
你确实会跟蒙娜丽莎相提并论了 To forever be remembered in the same breath…
永远 as the Mona Lisa.
不 No. No.
朋友们？我们都看见了同一件事 我们都知道发生了什么 对吧？ Gang? We all saw the same thing. We know what happened. Am I right?
我看见他烧了餐巾纸 I saw the napkin he burned.
天哪 谢谢提醒 我清楚地看见 他拿了杜克的枪 God, now that you mention it, I clearly saw him grab Duke's gun.
我看见安迪被杀那晚 他驱车前往安迪家 I saw him driving away from Andi's house the night she was killed.
Oh…
你们这群脑残 you shitheads.
你毁了那个混蛋？ Did you get the son of a bitch?
是 Yeah.
准备好回家了？ You ready to go home?
♪ I told you about Strawberry Fields ♪
♪ You know the place Where nothing is real ♪
♪ Well, here's another place you can go ♪
♪ Where everything flows ♪
♪ Looking through the bent-backed tulips ♪
♪ To see how the other half live ♪
♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪
♪ I told you about The walrus and me, man ♪
♪ You know that we're as close As can be, man ♪
♪ Well, here's another clue for you all ♪
♪ The walrus was Paul ♪
♪ Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah ♪
♪ Lady Madonna Trying to make ends meet, yeah ♪
♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪
♪ I told you about the fool on the hill ♪
♪ I tell you, man He's living there still ♪
♪ Well, here's another place you can be ♪
♪ Listen to me ♪
♪ Fixing a hole in the ocean ♪
♪ Trying to make a dove-tail joint, yeah ♪
♪ Looking through a glass onion ♪
谨以此片献给我的终生榜样和灵感源泉
安吉拉兰斯伯瑞和史蒂芬桑德海姆